Punk'd: How do I love thee?
(scene begins, driver is driving Lindsey Lohan and friend in a limo, he stops into a store and before he comes out some strange man tells the girls that the driver told him to take their car somewhere, driver comes back out and says that he never told anyone to take the car and that now he must pay for the car and he has missed his wife giving birth)
Driver: actors don't care, to them i'm just a driver, they think they're so much better than me
Lindsay Lohan: i do care, i don't know what kinds of people you've been driving around lately but not all actors are like that
D: they think they're working, that's not work, THIS is work, oh look at her (point's to girl on phone), she's working real hard, she's talking on her cell phone!
LL: hey, we do work, i work just like you work
D: actors work? actors memorize words and say them, "i pledge allegience to the flag" LOOK I'M AN ACTOR!
(a little more of the driver storming around and LL looking confused with her friend)
LL: if there was anything i could do to make this better then i would
D: oh yeah? the company's car is gone and i've missed the birth of my child! are you gonna go stuff the child back into my wife? ok you're gonna just put it back and i'm gonna ACT, i'll be ACTING, i'm gonna ACT like it's the real thing, like it's being born again.
LL: (staring blankly)
(Ashton Kutcher runs out and is physically and verbally attacked by Lindsay Lohan)
and scene!
Driver: actors don't care, to them i'm just a driver, they think they're so much better than me
Lindsay Lohan: i do care, i don't know what kinds of people you've been driving around lately but not all actors are like that
D: they think they're working, that's not work, THIS is work, oh look at her (point's to girl on phone), she's working real hard, she's talking on her cell phone!
LL: hey, we do work, i work just like you work
D: actors work? actors memorize words and say them, "i pledge allegience to the flag" LOOK I'M AN ACTOR!
(a little more of the driver storming around and LL looking confused with her friend)
LL: if there was anything i could do to make this better then i would
D: oh yeah? the company's car is gone and i've missed the birth of my child! are you gonna go stuff the child back into my wife? ok you're gonna just put it back and i'm gonna ACT, i'll be ACTING, i'm gonna ACT like it's the real thing, like it's being born again.
LL: (staring blankly)
(Ashton Kutcher runs out and is physically and verbally attacked by Lindsay Lohan)
and scene!