Grrr...

May 18, 2006 22:25

HOW MANY TIMES must I rant about the evils of chain letters that not only pointlessly clog up my inbox, but are also completely mindless, vapid and illogical before people get the picture that I do not like recieving them?! How many times?

I've ranted about them to friends. I've ranted about them to family. Hell, I've even ranted about them to complete strangers who somehow managed to get me on to the topic. I. Hate. Chain. Letters. I have always hated chain letters. So long as the stupid things still exist on this earth, I will continue to hate chain letters.

SO STOP SENDING ME THEM, ALREADY!

I don't send them on. I don't send them back. I don't send them anywhere other than my garbage folder. You'd think people would give up, seeing as how they know I always break the damn things by now, but nooooooo.

Take. A. Fecking. Hint. If I haven't sent it on any of the last 20 times you've sent me one, what are the odds I'll send it on this time? By now, if those completely moronic threats of ill luck and catastrophe had any truth to them, I would have built up enough bad luck to be dead 25 times over.

Just stop sending me chain letters. Next time, I'll have to be mean.

Note to everyone on my f-list: This is directed to a friend of mine who persists in sending me the damn things, not to any of you. I just need a place to blow off steam before I can think of a more polite way to phrase things.

This entry is not f-locked on purpose, as I think everyone should see this message.
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