Sittin at work.
So I'm sitting here at work and I realized something. My friends all say I am the mean one and I always try to start trouble. It is just not true. I'm the good and nice one. They are all mean. That said...I ate bad pizza and played a lot of Katamari Damacy. I lost at Madden and I picked up a moose. I also set a Guiness world record in egg stacking. Make sure you pick up the new book and you'll see me in there. It wasn't easy. The trick is to hard boil them first. I got them stacked 32 high.
So Beyonce Knowles called me up today out of the blue and wants me to take her out tomorrow night. I mean we don't see eye to eye on a lot of things but I can put the disagreements aside to have a good time. She wants gyros and I am okay with that. I guess I'll go but somebody has to call me halfway through if I need an emergency out.
I love that picture.
I'm gonna go shave the dog now and knit an ascot out of the clippings.
So Beyonce Knowles called me up today out of the blue and wants me to take her out tomorrow night. I mean we don't see eye to eye on a lot of things but I can put the disagreements aside to have a good time. She wants gyros and I am okay with that. I guess I'll go but somebody has to call me halfway through if I need an emergency out.
I love that picture.
I'm gonna go shave the dog now and knit an ascot out of the clippings.