Get Annoyed
Annoying Things
1)How To Annoy People In An Elevator
-Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
-Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
-Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
2)Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
-Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
-Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3)General Ways to Annoy People
-Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
-ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
-Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
4)Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
-Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
-Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
-Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
-Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
5)Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
-Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
-Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
-Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
-Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
6)Ways to Annoy People on the Beach
-Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
-Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
-Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
-If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
7)Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
-Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
-Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
-Find someone to tell your life story to.
-Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
8)Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
-Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
-Constantly ask people for directions.
-Don't take a shower for a month.
-Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
9)Ways to Annoy People in the Office
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
-Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
-Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
-Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
10)Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy
-Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
-Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
-Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
11)How To Annoy People On An Airplane
-Call the stewardess "nurse".
-Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
-If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
-No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
12)Ways To Annoy Your Professors
-Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
13)Ways To Annoy A Cop
-Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
14)Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
-Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
-Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
-Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
-Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
15)Annoying Things To Say To Other People
-Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
-Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
-Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
-I've just been treated for tapeworms.
16)Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
-Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
-Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
-While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
17)How To Annoy The IRS
-If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.
-If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
-Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.
18)How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
-Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
-Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
-Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
-Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
19)Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
-Post a message asking how to post messages.
-Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
-Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
-Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
20)Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
-Specify that this order is "To Go".
-At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
-Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
21)Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
-Sprint up the down escalator.
-Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
-Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
-Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
22)Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
-Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
-Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
-Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
-Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
23)How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
-Hold a debate. Take both sides.
-Repeat every third third word you say say.
-Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
-Ask your date how much money they have with them.
24)Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
-Two Words: Food Fight.
-Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
-Whenever anyone leaves their seat at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
25)Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
-Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
-Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
-Clap when the good guy gets killed.
26)Annoying Things To Do At School
-leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
-Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
-End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
-Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
27)How To Annoy Your Waiter
-Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
-Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
-After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
-Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
28)How To Annoy Your Parents
-Paint your windows.
-Boil ice cream.
-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
-Redecorate your garage.
29)How To Annoy Your Driver
-Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
-Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
-Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
30)How To Annoy Other Drivers
-Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
-If you are on vacation and you see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
-Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
31)Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
-While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
-Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
-Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
32)Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
-Hit strangers with your flutter board.
-Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
-Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
1)How To Annoy People In An Elevator
-Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
-Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
-Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
2)Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
-Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
-Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3)General Ways to Annoy People
-Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
-ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
-Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
4)Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
-Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
-Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
-Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
-Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
5)Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
-Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
-Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
-Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
-Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
6)Ways to Annoy People on the Beach
-Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
-Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
-Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
-If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
7)Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
-Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
-Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
-Find someone to tell your life story to.
-Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
8)Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
-Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
-Constantly ask people for directions.
-Don't take a shower for a month.
-Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
9)Ways to Annoy People in the Office
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
-Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
-Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
-Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
10)Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy
-Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
-Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
-Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
11)How To Annoy People On An Airplane
-Call the stewardess "nurse".
-Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
-If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
-No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
12)Ways To Annoy Your Professors
-Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
13)Ways To Annoy A Cop
-Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
14)Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
-Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
-Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
-Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
-Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
15)Annoying Things To Say To Other People
-Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
-Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
-Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
-I've just been treated for tapeworms.
16)Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
-Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
-Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
-While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
17)How To Annoy The IRS
-If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.
-If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
-Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.
18)How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
-Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
-Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
-Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
-Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
19)Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
-Post a message asking how to post messages.
-Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
-Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
-Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
20)Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
-Specify that this order is "To Go".
-At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
-Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
21)Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
-Sprint up the down escalator.
-Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
-Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
-Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
22)Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
-Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
-Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
-Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
-Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
23)How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
-Hold a debate. Take both sides.
-Repeat every third third word you say say.
-Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
-Ask your date how much money they have with them.
24)Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
-Two Words: Food Fight.
-Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
-Whenever anyone leaves their seat at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
25)Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
-Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
-Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
-Clap when the good guy gets killed.
26)Annoying Things To Do At School
-leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
-Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
-End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
-Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
27)How To Annoy Your Waiter
-Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
-Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
-After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
-Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
28)How To Annoy Your Parents
-Paint your windows.
-Boil ice cream.
-Join Hell's Angels by mail.
-Redecorate your garage.
29)How To Annoy Your Driver
-Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
-Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
-Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
30)How To Annoy Other Drivers
-Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
-If you are on vacation and you see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
-Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
31)Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
-While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
-Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
-Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
32)Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
-Hit strangers with your flutter board.
-Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
-Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.