May 30, 2007 17:30
So I'm sitting at home after my second day of slightly legitimate work and watching Pokemon on Cartoon Network. Somethings should be brought to attention about this fabled video game series.
1) Pokemon is the motherfucking schiznit, fo'realz. Buying the new Pokemon was probably the 2nd best decision I've made in my college career. The top decision, of course, was beginning to date Lauren.
2) Apparently Moses was on this episode of the show.
2a) I think King David was annointed in this same episode.
2b) Pokemon got really religious
3) Ash's balls dropped. I don't like this lack of realism, the son of a bitch should be a pizza face.
4) I think Misty died.
5) Brock's still a tool.
5a) So is every character.
6) The Ash/Pikachu relationship seems a little too touchy feely for me.
6a) Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?
So yea...Pokemon's cool.
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