FMK
From vairavi comes this latest time-waster she calls "F*ck, Marry, Kill". Here's how it works: You get three names assigned to you by the original poster. You then tell the world on your own LJ your choices. Her choices for me were as follows.
Elizabeth I of England
Kill. I can imagine myself as either a suitor or advisor - Dudley or Cecil, for example. Either way, she was such a hard-headed bitch that she'd have to die to make room for a proper succession to take place.
Elizabeth II of England
Marry. Talk about a posh gig! I could be the Anglo version of Prince Philip, bouncing around the Scottish estates in my ratty old Land Rover, searching for the best sites to get at some grouse come shooting season...wait, that'll have to wait until next month, because Ascot is coming up...wait, that'll have to wait until after the state visit to Monaco...
And before she gave birth to all those Royal Whelps, she was a bit of a looker with a great figure (look at those cans! Like two possums fightin' in a sack!). She could also maintain and repair her own motors.
Where's the flaw? Rich, royal, sexy and can change my oil for me.
Elizabeth Taylor
This qualifies as the world's biggest no-brainer. You can't spell "hottie" without using letters from "Elizabeth Taylor". No, really; try it. Honest.
Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra can best be described in two words: Yuh Mee. Plus I hear she had a tongue like an electric eel and she loved the taste of a man's tonsils.
So yeah. I'd hit that.
Those who want their own FMK can comment below opting in. I'll do my best to give you interesting choices.
Elizabeth I of England
Kill. I can imagine myself as either a suitor or advisor - Dudley or Cecil, for example. Either way, she was such a hard-headed bitch that she'd have to die to make room for a proper succession to take place.
Elizabeth II of England
Marry. Talk about a posh gig! I could be the Anglo version of Prince Philip, bouncing around the Scottish estates in my ratty old Land Rover, searching for the best sites to get at some grouse come shooting season...wait, that'll have to wait until next month, because Ascot is coming up...wait, that'll have to wait until after the state visit to Monaco...
And before she gave birth to all those Royal Whelps, she was a bit of a looker with a great figure (look at those cans! Like two possums fightin' in a sack!). She could also maintain and repair her own motors.
Where's the flaw? Rich, royal, sexy and can change my oil for me.
Elizabeth Taylor
This qualifies as the world's biggest no-brainer. You can't spell "hottie" without using letters from "Elizabeth Taylor". No, really; try it. Honest.
Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra can best be described in two words: Yuh Mee. Plus I hear she had a tongue like an electric eel and she loved the taste of a man's tonsils.
So yeah. I'd hit that.
Those who want their own FMK can comment below opting in. I'll do my best to give you interesting choices.