Jan 20, 2011 18:58
You're all fools. FOOLS I TELL YOU.
The signs are everywhere, all around, but I'm the only on who's figured it out. I'm the only one who knows...
It's all the work of...
ALIENS!!!
That's right, disgusting, squishy little creatures from another world. You've all been abducted and this is all one big experiment. Watch your bums, you gonna get probed!
...No. NONONONONO, they're coming for meeeee_____ [The trail of ink that began at the e trails off into a long, jagged end off the page, as if the writer has been drug away.]