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Hey!
HEY EDENSPHERE, LISTEN UP!
So, Captain Stoneface has been complaining talking about getting a Watch House since, like, around when we built our jail right? But whenever I suggest totally awesome ideas like, I dunno, making a really sexy calendar of the watchwomen and watchmen he just glares at me turns me down.
But we really need a Watch House, because let's face it, I'm tired of doing paperwork at home and we need a place to socialize and stuff and probably a place to store clothes. So I have come up with a BRILLIANT PLAN!
A bake sale! There's no way it can go wrong, right? So everybody, come on down to the Park on Friday rain or shine (or is that snow or shine? I hope not, since I'm pretty sure my toes near clean froze off last time it snowed), and come to the bake sale to donate to us! Remember that we patrol around for your safety, and most of the time it's not very fun at all so you should definitely give us a place that we can call home. We do the not-fun jobs like asking drunk people to stop waving bottles around and then they throw up on our feet, and incidentally, I'd really like a locker to put those boots in because they smell really bad.
Friday, all day, at the park, BAKE SALE! Even if you don't like us much, we'll have really tasty cookies and banana bread and all sorts of things. Everybody likes cookies!
Oh. And, uh, so... Captain Stoneface if this isn't okay I'll just scribble over it, no harm done right? Please don't cut my salary.
[OOC: Hey all, Fey here with Generic Watchmen #34. I figure it's about time I get on that whole Watch House thing, and when I brought it up before, the idea of a hilarious bake sale was popular, so here we have it. I'll put up an open log on Friday if there's any interest, and if there's not any interest, I'll just handwave it. Thanks!]
HEY EDENSPHERE, LISTEN UP!
So, Captain Stoneface has been complaining talking about getting a Watch House since, like, around when we built our jail right? But whenever I suggest totally awesome ideas like, I dunno, making a really sexy calendar of the watchwomen and watchmen he just glares at me turns me down.
But we really need a Watch House, because let's face it, I'm tired of doing paperwork at home and we need a place to socialize and stuff and probably a place to store clothes. So I have come up with a BRILLIANT PLAN!
A bake sale! There's no way it can go wrong, right? So everybody, come on down to the Park on Friday rain or shine (or is that snow or shine? I hope not, since I'm pretty sure my toes near clean froze off last time it snowed), and come to the bake sale to donate to us! Remember that we patrol around for your safety, and most of the time it's not very fun at all so you should definitely give us a place that we can call home. We do the not-fun jobs like asking drunk people to stop waving bottles around and then they throw up on our feet, and incidentally, I'd really like a locker to put those boots in because they smell really bad.
Friday, all day, at the park, BAKE SALE! Even if you don't like us much, we'll have really tasty cookies and banana bread and all sorts of things. Everybody likes cookies!
Oh. And, uh, so... Captain Stoneface if this isn't okay I'll just scribble over it, no harm done right? Please don't cut my salary.
[OOC: Hey all, Fey here with Generic Watchmen #34. I figure it's about time I get on that whole Watch House thing, and when I brought it up before, the idea of a hilarious bake sale was popular, so here we have it. I'll put up an open log on Friday if there's any interest, and if there's not any interest, I'll just handwave it. Thanks!]