Paging Edensphere, paging Edensphere...
Hey, Edensphere! Listen up! Listen real good!
This Temporary Housing place isn't going to do. Co-ed housing will never work, nope, especially when everyone here only has a little bit of money. I bet no one here changes their underwear. Filthy! Being around a bunch of old men is no place for innocent young maidens. You're just asking for trouble! Your mom would be ashamed. She would say "Dad and I worked real hard to raise you right, and this is what you do?! This is no place for young men and women! Where are my grandchildren?!" And then she would cry. And that would be terrible. Making an old woman cry?! What kind of son are you?
So it's your duty to rescue one poor young maiden from here, so your mom won't cry anymore and so she won't nag you anymore about this and that and this and that. It's only the right thing to do. I can do pretty much everything, so someone out there tell me what you'll give me for working for you. Here's what I want:
-Sukonbu
-Egg on rice with soy sauce
-A bed that I don't have to share
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