No rest... (for the wicked)

[npatsushi]

I'm back at work today, but restricted to light duty until the stitches are out. ... which pretty much means I'm stuck doing paperwork and contacting witnesses. I swear, there's a conspiracy that there has to be at least one injured officer in the station at all times just so they can get stuck with these mind-numbing tasks

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[japonaiserie]

I'm...not sure I want to know, exactly. Though I am curious... Do tell.

[npatsushi]

OK :3 Just don't mention it to Shinya-kun I'm trying to discourage his crush gently or Ryou... he's still pissed at you cutting my hair off ten years ago. *shrug*

Heh. Well... If you didn't know, both Ryou and I are dating Hiyoshi from Hyoutei. We... share at the same time. I'll.. just say that long, red ribbons are perfect for bondage. Which reminds me that I wanted to ask you what about St.Rudolph's made us all such deviants... or maybe the school just attracted deviants in the first place.

What, exactly, were your recruitment prerequisites? :3 That we were all perverts who would ogle each other in the locker room? I know I was a mistake... Ryou's the more perverted of the two of us. Though I'm catching up on that score. Doesn't explain Yuuta-kun though... he was normal... mostly... ah, well, except for his... aniki obsession. O.o ... okay, nevermind, he was as bad as the rest of us.

(ooc: strikes private to Mizuki-san)

[japonaiserie]

I did notice that you haven't grown it back out. Poor Yanagisawa-kun, he's become so... strange.

...I see.
I'm starting to believe there was something in the water at St. Rudolph's. Believe it or not, but you all were relatively...normal when I recruited you. Perhaps it was all the tennis. Playing with balls and all that.

[npatsushi]

It's easier for work if I keep it this length.

I think he's lonely. He's been much more... clingy than he used to be.

No... we were all already into tennis before we were recruited... so it can't be that. Hmmmmm... I think it was staring at your sweet, purple-covered ass all the time that turned us into deviants. Hehehe... or Nfu.nfu.nfu. as you put it XD

[japonaiserie]

Very practical.

Oh dear... Good luck, Kisarazu-kun.

...I suppose that's it then. Case solved, good work, Officer. I don't mind being the cause, really. It's quite flattering to think I turned a whole tennis team gay without intending to. Maybe just one or two of you...nfu indeed.

[npatsushi]

XD I like it now because it's almost exactly the same as Hiyoshi's cut... makes for interesting visuals.

Heh... thanks. I think he has sort of a thing for Chitose Miyuki-chan right now. Unless his weird rivalry with Kin-kun turns into something else...

Oh we were all already gay or bi... staring at you though, was added incentive to switch schools.. Heh. Kidding. Even though you did have an especially nice, round ass. XP

[japonaiserie]

I think I'll leave the visualizing to you, if you don't mind.

...Is that so? I seem to recall seeing something about Fuji Syuusuke dating her? Perhaps I'm mistaken.

Excuse me? My 'ass' has never been round!

[npatsushi]

XD Fine, fine. You're no fun anymore.

I think she's been on a date with almost every strait man in the complex.... and some who weren't. Hiyoshi went on a date with her before realizing he was gay... then I stole him. :3

But it was round! Filled out your uniform very nicely. ... do you still wear those pants with writing on the ass too? I think I remember a pair that said 'Juicy'

[japonaiserie]

I'm sorry you feel that way, Kisarazu-kun.

Is that so? Interesting. Congratulations on your relationship then.

I DO hope you are joking. Those kinds of pants are an abomination of the fashion world! They shouldn't even be considered as fashion!

[npatsushi]

... that was sarcasm, Mizuki. You should be familiar with it. XP Besides, you know I'll always have a soft spot for you. XD

What? For stealing him? Hehe. Thanks though. I'm really happy with him. He makes me deliriously happy. <3

... I know I saw you in them at least once. They might have been pajama bottoms. Was probably a gift or a dare or something. We had to liven up the dorms somehow... Damn curfews.

[japonaiserie]

I'm quite aware of that, thank you. I'm dissappointed that you didn't pick up on mine.

I'm glad you're happy then, Kisarazu-kun. Being in love is a wonderful thing, but I'm sure you know that.

That is a LIE! I never! I WOULD never!
That skirt on the other hand...

[npatsushi]

Heh. It's been awhile after all. And tone is difficult to pick up on in text. XP

What about you? Have you found anyone to make you happy yet? XD Someone needs to take care of your delicate ass. You burn and bruise so easily.

Come on, you sooooo did. XD I remember that! Date auction, wasn't it? Or was that time from a dare? It looked good on you~. *evil grin*

[japonaiserie]

Of course.

Ah, I have but... that is in the past. I'm currently looking into someone new as we speak.

I did NOT!
I believe it was the Date Auction.

[npatsushi]

Hmmmm......

I'm sorry to hear that. :/ So, who's the new prospect? Anyone I'd know?

Did SO!
Uh huh. At least your skirt covered you. Mine was practically a damn miniskirt. It was uncomfortable.

[japonaiserie]

?

No need to be sorry.
Indeed it is someone you know. But it's a secret~

Did NOT. Unless I was drunk and you put them on me...Somehow I wouldn't put it passed you.
You looked adorable. Really showed off you legs quite amazingly.

[npatsushi]

...... XD It's Yuuta-kun isn't it? Good luck!

Did SO! And it may have been a drunken dare.... I don't remember what happened that night very well.

Awww... thanks. *blush* Yours made your ass even more delicious looking. XD And Yuuta looked very cute in that school-girl skirt with the way he was blushing. I can still hear the fangirl squeals when they bid on him.