Merry Christmahanukwanza!!!
I love Christmas time. I love getting presents and I love the looks on people's faces when they open my gifts and realize with a look of terror that their gift completely blows compared to mine!!! lol As wonderful as Christmas is... I have to say that this Christmas eve isn't as magical as I had hoped it would be. Don't worry nothing bad has happened at all. No one is hurt and the tree has not been lit on fire and our house is still standing. Tis Christmas eve has been really boring. I woke up this morning and we made chocolate chip pancakes. Then I have spent all day watching tv with my sister and making mac and cheese. I know I know you may be thinking what the heck is wrong with that. And really its nothing but it's too quiet around here. It's like the deep breath before the plunge. Everyone... well at least my sister and I are too anxious for it to be Christmas so we can open our presents. Wow that sounds and looks really childish... oh well lol. but I will try to entertain myself to the best of my ability until tomorrow. I will probably be updating my journal very frequently for your those of you who are struggling with the same boring, quiet, and impatient day. Hopefully it will entertain you as much as it will me! Well enjoy!!! and have a WONDERFUL CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!!
... oh and may all your wildest dreams come true!!! LOL
Heres lyrics to one of my favorite "Christmas songs". It's not traditional but i still think its really funny... and true lol.
I Won't be Home for Christmas~Blink 182
Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well, I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
... oh and may all your wildest dreams come true!!! LOL
Heres lyrics to one of my favorite "Christmas songs". It's not traditional but i still think its really funny... and true lol.
I Won't be Home for Christmas~Blink 182
Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well, I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas