Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 4 2006, 04:51:05 UTC
Taylor stretched his arms as he walked down the hallway. He still hadn't woken up from this morning. He still didn't understand why what he had done was all that bad, but girls were usually sacks full of emotions, right?
He spotted a bench by the opening of a main hall and decided he would take a quick nap. Who cared if anyone passing by could catch him with his guard down. He didn't have that many enemies... right? He clutched his bag and shut his eyes.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 4 2006, 05:15:51 UTC
Great, when did her bag get so heavy?
Anora struggled to find the right spot on her shoulder to put the strap so she could walk in a straight line without being weighted down. It was like some huge anchor pulling her down to the depths of the floor. Finally, she found a *somewhat* comfortable position close-ish to her neck.
She almost didn't see Taylor sprawled out on a nearby bench, but pausing a moment near the bench to adjust the strap once more, she spotted him. Grinning, she tried to be quiet, because it looked like he was sleeping. Odd place to take a nap, she thought, but with a roommate like Boyko? She would probably take to sleeping on benches.
Kneeling down close to where his head was, she ran a hand through his hair. "Busy weekend?" she asked softly, not wanting to give him a heart attack at the sudden interruptance of his slumber.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 4 2006, 05:27:44 UTC
Taylor grinned at Anora's sudden appearance. Mmm.. he should remind himself to get her to run her fingers through his hair more often. He took hold of her hand and twisted upright, pulling her in to his lap as he did so.
"It was a wondrous weekend. Full of wedgies. But sadly lacking one main component," he gave her a kiss.
"But you seemed to have a good one, eh? Will told me about you getting charmed. So. Who do I need to kill?" Taylor asked with a grin.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 4 2006, 05:41:21 UTC
Anora gave a small gasp of surprise as she suddenly found herself seated in Taylor's lap. Not that she minded. She smiled and returned the kiss, and giggled at the mention of wedgies. "Oh really?" she asked, intrigued. "And who were the victims of said wedgies?" she smirked.
At the mention of her being charmed, she rolled her eyes as she remembered that unfortunate incident. "Oh, no one out of the ordinary, of course it was Olivia. She's such a bint, and her insults are complete rubbish," hardly a worthy adversary. So maybe Anora was a little miffed at the fact that she hadn't gotten the first strike. "Fortunately," she added, brightening at her victorious getaway, "I had a spare Dungbomb, so I threw it in her face before I left, considering I couldn't talk to hex her back," Oh, but she would. It seemed to be an endless cycle between the two of them. Oh, the lives of mortal enemies, she probably couldn't think of a person she disliked more, besides Boyko, that is.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 4 2006, 05:46:22 UTC
"The victims would be none other than Adrian and Boyko. You should have seen it, Nora. We managed to get the hex to cause their bloomers to go over their heads. It was priceless." He grinned happily at her.
This was why he was going out with her, and her only. Taylor's girlfriend requirements included having spare dungbombs hidden up their sleeves. "If I ever run in to this Olivia, I shall annoy her until the end of time. It is my new life mission." He gave a nod.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 4 2006, 05:58:34 UTC
Anora laughed appreciatively. Anything involving Boyko and Adrian getting hexed was enough to make her entire day much more bright. But that they managed to get their unmentionables over their heads? That, was talent.
"I'm impressed!" she said, "I don't think I've ever heard of someone actually getting that hex right before," she said. "You should have taken pictures," she laughed, "Would have made for excellent blackmail material. Not that those two probably need it, as their lives are pretty much blackmail material," she shrugged.
She smirked at his mention of Olivia, "Fabulous, anything that annoys Olivia is music to my ears!"
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 4 2006, 06:15:49 UTC
"Have I told you about his dress? Boyko now wears a dress around the dorm room. He has also purchased a pair of omnioculars." He slung his arms around her and absent-mindedly started moving his legs up and down so that she moved along with them.
"He's pretty freaky. I think I need a good name for him. Oh. And he decided to let me know he likes flowers. There is only one thing to conclude about Boyko; he is a poofter."
"Anyway," that was enough Boyko talk, "I'm rather lucky it was you who found me vulnerable and sleepy. If it had been Lorelai I might not have this wonderful head of hair for your fingers to run through." He smirked.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 4 2006, 06:46:24 UTC
Anora raised an eyebrow and held back a round of giggles at Boyko now apparently taking to dressing in drag around the dorms. She smiled at his arms being draped around her and paused to enjoy the moment before she continued talking.
"Oh..wow," she said, "Obviously he's more deluded than I originally thought," she couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Boyko in a dress. "Is it an actual dress? Like, a genuine woman's dress?" she asked. "Honestly, I don't know how you've managed to stay sane with him as a roommate," she said. The thought of spending time in the same room as him, previous stalking aside, was not an event she imagined to be a pleasant one.
"Ah yes, that you were. Fortunately I happen to like your hair too much to sabotage," she said, grinning as she ran her fingers through it once more.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 4 2006, 06:51:15 UTC
Taylor made a throaty noise of joy as she ran her fingers through his hair again, closing his eyes to enjoy the effect.
"Well..." he started, coming out of his trance, "he keeps calling it a Keymono... or whatever. Japanese. And he's trying to learn karate from a book. It's easy to live with him, because there's so much great mocking material. It's like a stand-up comedy show. Maybe a little more sad and pathetic." Taylor put a strand of hair behind her ear.
"He's good target practice, I think I'm growing some muscle on my already toned right arm," he smirked and held up his arm for her to watch as he flexed. It wasn't incredibly impressive.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 4 2006, 17:33:51 UTC
Anora had to smile at how such a simple action on her part seemed to make him so contented. She withdrew her hand, however, when Taylor started talking again so she could better concentrate on what he was saying.
"A kimono?" she asked, "Where does he get these things?" she had to bite her lip to keep from dying of laughter. "Well, let's just hope that he doesn't actually go very far with karate, although I don't think it'd be possible to learn it from a book," she said with a shrug. But who knew? Perhaps someday Boyko would emerge a karate master, although she highly doubted he'd live to make it that far.
She kept a smirk disguised as an impressed grin at Taylor's flexing. "How very manly of you," she said with a small laugh. "Pretty soon you'll have to start using your left to even it all out," she then had an amusing thought, "You should attach a bullseye to him, you know, to further the amusement," she giggled as she visualized Boyko turning into a human dart board.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 5 2006, 04:51:29 UTC
"Yeah. Maybe I'll get so pumped I'll be able to use you as a weight. You know... like the professionals can. You know all of those infomercials... I don't know, do you find that attractive? Because I could totally buff up," he smirked. Of course he was kidding, he was already buff enough.
"Wow. My girlfriend is BRILL." He said and leaned up to give her another kiss, "Yes. And I'll find a way to do it so that he's covered in it. Maybe I'll enlist the help of an artist. Know anyone with artistic abilities?" He asked her.
Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 5 2006, 20:53:24 UTC
Anora had never seen an infomercial, (being pure-blood she'd never owned a tv set.) The only real Muggle technology she'd ever experienced was the cinemas, where she and her grandfather would spend much of their time during the summers, but she had seen what a professional body-builder looked like
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Re: Monday, January 18th, Mid-MorningthejokingtwinAugust 5 2006, 23:47:44 UTC
Taylor gave a girly gasp and put his hand to his chest, "I'm just such a lucky sod," he said in the girliest voice possible. "That's a good thing. I'm afraid I don't have the patience for steroids," he chuckled.
"Well. This is just sad. Both of us combined and we don't know of a single artistic individual. Maybe I'll be forced to do a crude bullseye, but I'd much rather have a professional. I can even pay him in booze if he/she wants."
Re: Monday, January SIXTEENTH OH MERLIN ON WHEELS, Mid-Morninganora_beeAugust 6 2006, 11:02:37 UTC
Anora grinned, "Good thing, I heard they can have some nasty side effects."
She nodded, "I have to agree. How could either of us not know anybody with a talent for designing body bullseyes?" She would do it, but she hoped never to cross paths with Boyko again, lest he take up his old habit again. "I mean, there has to be someone," she continued to search her memory. Well, she guessed if there was no one else, Dome was pretty decent with a sketchbook, maybe he could help out. She decided to use him as a last resort though.
"Well, I guess if there really is nobody else, I know that Dome is handy when it comes to sketches. I might be able to persuade him to do it,"
He spotted a bench by the opening of a main hall and decided he would take a quick nap. Who cared if anyone passing by could catch him with his guard down. He didn't have that many enemies... right? He clutched his bag and shut his eyes.
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Anora struggled to find the right spot on her shoulder to put the strap so she could walk in a straight line without being weighted down. It was like some huge anchor pulling her down to the depths of the floor. Finally, she found a *somewhat* comfortable position close-ish to her neck.
She almost didn't see Taylor sprawled out on a nearby bench, but pausing a moment near the bench to adjust the strap once more, she spotted him. Grinning, she tried to be quiet, because it looked like he was sleeping. Odd place to take a nap, she thought, but with a roommate like Boyko? She would probably take to sleeping on benches.
Kneeling down close to where his head was, she ran a hand through his hair. "Busy weekend?" she asked softly, not wanting to give him a heart attack at the sudden interruptance of his slumber.
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"It was a wondrous weekend. Full of wedgies. But sadly lacking one main component," he gave her a kiss.
"But you seemed to have a good one, eh? Will told me about you getting charmed. So. Who do I need to kill?" Taylor asked with a grin.
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At the mention of her being charmed, she rolled her eyes as she remembered that unfortunate incident. "Oh, no one out of the ordinary, of course it was Olivia. She's such a bint, and her insults are complete rubbish," hardly a worthy adversary. So maybe Anora was a little miffed at the fact that she hadn't gotten the first strike. "Fortunately," she added, brightening at her victorious getaway, "I had a spare Dungbomb, so I threw it in her face before I left, considering I couldn't talk to hex her back," Oh, but she would. It seemed to be an endless cycle between the two of them. Oh, the lives of mortal enemies, she probably couldn't think of a person she disliked more, besides Boyko, that is.
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This was why he was going out with her, and her only. Taylor's girlfriend requirements included having spare dungbombs hidden up their sleeves. "If I ever run in to this Olivia, I shall annoy her until the end of time. It is my new life mission." He gave a nod.
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"I'm impressed!" she said, "I don't think I've ever heard of someone actually getting that hex right before," she said. "You should have taken pictures," she laughed, "Would have made for excellent blackmail material. Not that those two probably need it, as their lives are pretty much blackmail material," she shrugged.
She smirked at his mention of Olivia, "Fabulous, anything that annoys Olivia is music to my ears!"
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"He's pretty freaky. I think I need a good name for him. Oh. And he decided to let me know he likes flowers. There is only one thing to conclude about Boyko; he is a poofter."
"Anyway," that was enough Boyko talk, "I'm rather lucky it was you who found me vulnerable and sleepy. If it had been Lorelai I might not have this wonderful head of hair for your fingers to run through." He smirked.
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"Oh..wow," she said, "Obviously he's more deluded than I originally thought," she couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Boyko in a dress. "Is it an actual dress? Like, a genuine woman's dress?" she asked. "Honestly, I don't know how you've managed to stay sane with him as a roommate," she said. The thought of spending time in the same room as him, previous stalking aside, was not an event she imagined to be a pleasant one.
"Ah yes, that you were. Fortunately I happen to like your hair too much to sabotage," she said, grinning as she ran her fingers through it once more.
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"Well..." he started, coming out of his trance, "he keeps calling it a Keymono... or whatever. Japanese. And he's trying to learn karate from a book. It's easy to live with him, because there's so much great mocking material. It's like a stand-up comedy show. Maybe a little more sad and pathetic." Taylor put a strand of hair behind her ear.
"He's good target practice, I think I'm growing some muscle on my already toned right arm," he smirked and held up his arm for her to watch as he flexed. It wasn't incredibly impressive.
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"A kimono?" she asked, "Where does he get these things?" she had to bite her lip to keep from dying of laughter. "Well, let's just hope that he doesn't actually go very far with karate, although I don't think it'd be possible to learn it from a book," she said with a shrug. But who knew? Perhaps someday Boyko would emerge a karate master, although she highly doubted he'd live to make it that far.
She kept a smirk disguised as an impressed grin at Taylor's flexing. "How very manly of you," she said with a small laugh. "Pretty soon you'll have to start using your left to even it all out," she then had an amusing thought, "You should attach a bullseye to him, you know, to further the amusement," she giggled as she visualized Boyko turning into a human dart board.
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"Wow. My girlfriend is BRILL." He said and leaned up to give her another kiss, "Yes. And I'll find a way to do it so that he's covered in it. Maybe I'll enlist the help of an artist. Know anyone with artistic abilities?" He asked her.
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"Well. This is just sad. Both of us combined and we don't know of a single artistic individual. Maybe I'll be forced to do a crude bullseye, but I'd much rather have a professional. I can even pay him in booze if he/she wants."
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She nodded, "I have to agree. How could either of us not know anybody with a talent for designing body bullseyes?" She would do it, but she hoped never to cross paths with Boyko again, lest he take up his old habit again. "I mean, there has to be someone," she continued to search her memory. Well, she guessed if there was no one else, Dome was pretty decent with a sketchbook, maybe he could help out. She decided to use him as a last resort though.
"Well, I guess if there really is nobody else, I know that Dome is handy when it comes to sketches. I might be able to persuade him to do it,"
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