Could my life get any worse?

[nozomuitoshiki]

People shouldn't fecklessly jump to baseless conclusions, especially when those baseless conclusions happen to be about somebody else's sexual preferences/their lives outside of work in gerneral! But should these baseless conclusions happen to be made regardless, the correct forum for them is not on a public internet blog where students, fellow

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[secretlystill12]

'Feckless' is a weird word. Nobody uses that any more. You should move with the times! Don't spend so much of it locked up in a dungeon or whatever. You won't get enough Vitamin K that way, and we all know what that means.

SWINE FLU.

[nozomuitoshiki]

It's not a 'weird' word. And I'm perfectly with the times, thankyou very much. I don't spend time 'locked up in a dungeon', either!
And swine flu is not caused by lack of vitamin K.

[secretlystill12]

Ohhh...maybe I meant syphilis. I always get those two confused.

[nozomuitoshiki]

Syphilis doesn't come from that either! Good grief... This is even worse than at my other school...why me?

[secretlystill12]

Well, the extra Vitamin K wouldn't hurt you. That's all I'm saying.

[nozomuitoshiki]

I think you mean Vitamin D, not K, but that's besides the point.

[secretlystill12]

They're both vitamins, right?

[nozomuitoshiki]

Yes, but...you know what, never mind...
Are you quite done anatonising me yet, or...?

[secretlystill12]

Hmmm...well, I AM pretty astonishing, it's true. So I guess I can't promise anything.

[nozomuitoshiki]

This day couldn't get any worse...

[secretlystill12]

Awww, don't be sad. Of course it could! Your grandmother could be on fire.

[nozomuitoshiki]

That's really...not much help.

[secretlystill12]

Man, there's just no pleasing some people.