A test I grabbed from Stormy
ALL ABOUT ME!!!
1. What does your LJ name mean? It means to kill or corrupt at night, a combination of two Latin words, Nocturne, night, and Nox, to kill or corrupt. I thought it was cool when I was 14.
2. Elaborate on your primary icon? It's all me, because I'm damn sexy.
3. Who introduced LiveJournal to you? I'm not really sure, I think Nada O Nil.
4. How many entries and comments do you have? Very few, perhaps 15?
5. What's your current relationship status? Single
6. What are you wearing right now? A brown sweater, jeans and cloppy brown Frankenstien shoes
7. What is your current problem? Job and school
8. What are you doing right now? Sittin at a friend's house
9. Can you dance? Of course. I just tend to look like an idiot doing it.
10. Whom do you love most? Me. My kitty. My dad.
11. What makes you most happy? My friends. My kitty. Good food. Cooking. Video games. Books. Comic books. Movies. Cartoons.
12. Are you musical? I'd like to be in one. Sometimes I pretend that I am, and I'll sing about inane things, like I'm DRIVING! With the sounds of horns honking! Or... Pooping, he's pooping, he's pooping. Or is that too much information. I always wanted to be in a pornographic musical, and I've considered bursting into song while fucking, but then I always get into the act and forget about the song part. But one day, some woman will be lucky enough to not only be having sex with me, but also to hear me sing about how great it all is. One day.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Like lying on it? It'd probably be pretty soft, so I don't see it being a problem, except for the illegality of possessing such a large amount. Or is Cocaine the name of a hooker that I'm laying on? Is she still alive? I hate dead hookers!
14. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I'd take my father to the hospital.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be? A fox, my spirit animal. Playful, fun, pretty and smart!
16. Ever have a near death experience? I think so. I know my legs were burnt like hot dogs by hot water, and another time I was in a car accident that shattered my forehead. But since then, no.
17. Name one obvious quality you have? I look like an expert on everything. I look like a brainiac. I can't help it, people will ask me questions and most of the time, I know the answers.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? The Sound of Music.
19. Are you happy today? No, I went to go get my license back and they haven't even updated the computer to say that I paid off the ticket. BASTARDS!
20. Who will cut and paste this first? No idea, but I bet they're sexy as hell.
21. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Bill Gates
22. Where was your first kiss? Hmm, good question. Uh... I don't remember
23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? I once threw a bottle of piss at an ex-girlfriend's window
24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Only because she asked me to. or because she was bad and needed a spanking.
25. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Karaoke only. I'm pretty good, though.
26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tits, ass, eyes, hair.
27. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I've only been there once.
28. What is your biggest mistake this year? Not finishing my application for unemployment
29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Maybe when I was really young
30. Say something totally random about you? I bite my nails and then don't spit out the detritus.
31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? My ex girlfriend's little sister said I looked like Kermit the frog.
32. Do you still watch kids movies or TV shows? Yeah, every day.
33. Did you have braces? No
34. Are you comfortable with your height? I would love to be taller, people don't take short men seriously. Not to mention, women hate men under 6'. They look at you like you're scum.
35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Took me out to dinner and a movie, bought me gifts, then took me home and had incredible sex and gave me a happy ending.
36. When do you know it's love? YOu can't stop thinking of the other person, you want them with you when you do anything, you want to share your life with them and you wonder about their life.
37. Do you speak any other languages? Smattering of Polish, Spanish and jive, turkey.
38. What is your favorite smell? Mangos! I love mangos! Peaches! Dial Tropical Escape. Women's parts. Women's perfume. Women's shampoo.
39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? No
40. What magazines do you read? Action Comics, Avengers, Gotham Central, Daredevil, Captain America, Justice League, Birds of Prey, Fables, Robin, Powers, Runaways, All Star Superman, Seven Soldiers, Ultimate Fantastic Four, Ultimate Spiderman, The Ultimates, Ultimate X-Men, Anything written by Joss Whedon, Kevin Smith, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, Daniel Way, Brian Michael Bendis, Dan Slott, James Robinson or Gail Simone.
41. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No, what a horrible waste of gas and money.
42. Has anyone you were really close with passed away? My father died in July. It still hurts.
43. Do you ever watch MTV? Sporadically, to see Wild Boys or Jackass.
44. What's something that really annoys you? Stupid people and the fact that they keep spawning.
45. What's something you really like? Sex. Alcohol. Books. Comics. Cartoons.
46. Do you like Michael Jackson? I love older Jackson, he had talent, skill and a beat.
47. Do you give random hugs and kisses? NEver.
48. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? I've been awake for 2 straight days before
49. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Never.
50. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the hospital? Nope
51. What are you thinking right now? I really need to poop. Maybe I'll write a song about it while I'm in there.
1. What does your LJ name mean? It means to kill or corrupt at night, a combination of two Latin words, Nocturne, night, and Nox, to kill or corrupt. I thought it was cool when I was 14.
2. Elaborate on your primary icon? It's all me, because I'm damn sexy.
3. Who introduced LiveJournal to you? I'm not really sure, I think Nada O Nil.
4. How many entries and comments do you have? Very few, perhaps 15?
5. What's your current relationship status? Single
6. What are you wearing right now? A brown sweater, jeans and cloppy brown Frankenstien shoes
7. What is your current problem? Job and school
8. What are you doing right now? Sittin at a friend's house
9. Can you dance? Of course. I just tend to look like an idiot doing it.
10. Whom do you love most? Me. My kitty. My dad.
11. What makes you most happy? My friends. My kitty. Good food. Cooking. Video games. Books. Comic books. Movies. Cartoons.
12. Are you musical? I'd like to be in one. Sometimes I pretend that I am, and I'll sing about inane things, like I'm DRIVING! With the sounds of horns honking! Or... Pooping, he's pooping, he's pooping. Or is that too much information. I always wanted to be in a pornographic musical, and I've considered bursting into song while fucking, but then I always get into the act and forget about the song part. But one day, some woman will be lucky enough to not only be having sex with me, but also to hear me sing about how great it all is. One day.
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Like lying on it? It'd probably be pretty soft, so I don't see it being a problem, except for the illegality of possessing such a large amount. Or is Cocaine the name of a hooker that I'm laying on? Is she still alive? I hate dead hookers!
14. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I'd take my father to the hospital.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be? A fox, my spirit animal. Playful, fun, pretty and smart!
16. Ever have a near death experience? I think so. I know my legs were burnt like hot dogs by hot water, and another time I was in a car accident that shattered my forehead. But since then, no.
17. Name one obvious quality you have? I look like an expert on everything. I look like a brainiac. I can't help it, people will ask me questions and most of the time, I know the answers.
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? The Sound of Music.
19. Are you happy today? No, I went to go get my license back and they haven't even updated the computer to say that I paid off the ticket. BASTARDS!
20. Who will cut and paste this first? No idea, but I bet they're sexy as hell.
21. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Bill Gates
22. Where was your first kiss? Hmm, good question. Uh... I don't remember
23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? I once threw a bottle of piss at an ex-girlfriend's window
24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Only because she asked me to. or because she was bad and needed a spanking.
25. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Karaoke only. I'm pretty good, though.
26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tits, ass, eyes, hair.
27. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I've only been there once.
28. What is your biggest mistake this year? Not finishing my application for unemployment
29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Maybe when I was really young
30. Say something totally random about you? I bite my nails and then don't spit out the detritus.
31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? My ex girlfriend's little sister said I looked like Kermit the frog.
32. Do you still watch kids movies or TV shows? Yeah, every day.
33. Did you have braces? No
34. Are you comfortable with your height? I would love to be taller, people don't take short men seriously. Not to mention, women hate men under 6'. They look at you like you're scum.
35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Took me out to dinner and a movie, bought me gifts, then took me home and had incredible sex and gave me a happy ending.
36. When do you know it's love? YOu can't stop thinking of the other person, you want them with you when you do anything, you want to share your life with them and you wonder about their life.
37. Do you speak any other languages? Smattering of Polish, Spanish and jive, turkey.
38. What is your favorite smell? Mangos! I love mangos! Peaches! Dial Tropical Escape. Women's parts. Women's perfume. Women's shampoo.
39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? No
40. What magazines do you read? Action Comics, Avengers, Gotham Central, Daredevil, Captain America, Justice League, Birds of Prey, Fables, Robin, Powers, Runaways, All Star Superman, Seven Soldiers, Ultimate Fantastic Four, Ultimate Spiderman, The Ultimates, Ultimate X-Men, Anything written by Joss Whedon, Kevin Smith, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, Daniel Way, Brian Michael Bendis, Dan Slott, James Robinson or Gail Simone.
41. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No, what a horrible waste of gas and money.
42. Has anyone you were really close with passed away? My father died in July. It still hurts.
43. Do you ever watch MTV? Sporadically, to see Wild Boys or Jackass.
44. What's something that really annoys you? Stupid people and the fact that they keep spawning.
45. What's something you really like? Sex. Alcohol. Books. Comics. Cartoons.
46. Do you like Michael Jackson? I love older Jackson, he had talent, skill and a beat.
47. Do you give random hugs and kisses? NEver.
48. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? I've been awake for 2 straight days before
49. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Never.
50. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the hospital? Nope
51. What are you thinking right now? I really need to poop. Maybe I'll write a song about it while I'm in there.