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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I put money in spee42's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, keepwhatyoukill (-5000 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I pulled xget_over_itx's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4741 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
noxoptare