3rd post in 5 minutes

[nowtheysickenme]

ellen is dr. phil for halloween. amazing.
if she weren't a lesbian and i weren't gay
and if she weren't 45 and i weren't 20
and if she didn't wear manlier pants than me whoa...
watch out.

Comments

[boygerm]

is that a poem?

[feelinleftout]

ahh yes..
hahah she's so rad! i saw a taping of her show.. wooT.

--ellen-- (the less cool one))

[ivy_1313]

dr. phil?! That's classic!

word

[thedivageoaques]

I fucking love Ellen.
Best lesbian eva!...well maybe...