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[nowiknowforever]

Whenever I try to be ironic, people think I'm serious--but every time I'm actually right about something, everyone assumes I'm crazy. Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. If I ever get married, I'll live in constant fear that my wife will fall into the hands of sadistic kidnappers. I just know I'd be profoundly fucked if that ever happened. The authorities would never buy my story.

Sorry to get your hopes up, Kaydie...
I am in San Francisco, so more to come soon...