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Go ahead do it, eat cooked meat. But let me warn you not to do it around girls you like. How many girls like dating pussies? Not many. So if you’re going to have a girl take you somewhere to eat (and pay for you of course) make sure to order a steak and when they ask how you want it done you can just say, “Raw you pussy bitch.” If the warm blood flowing from your mouth with every bite doesn’t excite your special someone than nothing ever will.
Eating cooked meat is seriously for pussies. Eating it is like screaming, “I failed at life and I don’t care what people think anymore!” Bullshit. You do care what people think and stop trying to be a humanitarian by cooking your meat. The animal still got the shit slaughtered out of it. Eat its meat in the purest state and pay homage to the animal by eating it the way any one of his natural predators would.
The FDA says we should cook our meat. Fuck the FDA. FDA is probably just a secret organization trying to hold back our manliness. My one true way to show my manliness is to have two nice big red stains on my cheeks.
There are five ways to show your manliness:
Get a tattoo of something “badass” like a pirate or cockring
Be a professional wrestler
Beat your wife
Perform an abortion
EAT RAW MEAT AND FUCK THE FDA
There you have it. Don’t be a pussy instead eat meat raw. And raw meat doesn’t mean simply not cooked. It means keeping the animal alive until you’re ready to feast and just take a few good chomps out of him. Having the blood still flowing through the veins and the animal’s heart still beating is a huge plus. Pussy.
Eating cooked meat is seriously for pussies. Eating it is like screaming, “I failed at life and I don’t care what people think anymore!” Bullshit. You do care what people think and stop trying to be a humanitarian by cooking your meat. The animal still got the shit slaughtered out of it. Eat its meat in the purest state and pay homage to the animal by eating it the way any one of his natural predators would.
The FDA says we should cook our meat. Fuck the FDA. FDA is probably just a secret organization trying to hold back our manliness. My one true way to show my manliness is to have two nice big red stains on my cheeks.
There are five ways to show your manliness:
Get a tattoo of something “badass” like a pirate or cockring
Be a professional wrestler
Beat your wife
Perform an abortion
EAT RAW MEAT AND FUCK THE FDA
There you have it. Don’t be a pussy instead eat meat raw. And raw meat doesn’t mean simply not cooked. It means keeping the animal alive until you’re ready to feast and just take a few good chomps out of him. Having the blood still flowing through the veins and the animal’s heart still beating is a huge plus. Pussy.