(no subject)
The below list is designed to be indicative of the type of things into which I would under no circumstances whatsoever insert my genitals, and is in no particular order. It is not by any means a definitive list and should not be construed as such.
Hot jam
Wet Cement
A particulary angry bull named Russell
A particularly angry bull named anything else
Any other member of the animal kingdom for that matter
Acid
A minor
A miner
A tank of piranha fish who haven't eaten in days
An electrical socket
A box of lobsters
A box of scorpions
A box of African Knob Eating Spiders
Any foodstuff I am about to consume
Molten lava
Broken glass
A mouse trap
A bear trap
Anything which has been dead for longer than ten minutes
A car door
Any other kind of door
A blender
A mincer
The spout of a kettle as it comes to the boil
Toxic and/or radioactive waste
Industrial machinery
Anything over 80 years of age
Anything saying "detonation in fifteen seconds" in a robot voice
A bonfire
Liquid nitrogen
Any body of water which even looks like it might have crocodiles in it
A close blood relative
A man
you
Hot jam
Wet Cement
A particulary angry bull named Russell
A particularly angry bull named anything else
Any other member of the animal kingdom for that matter
Acid
A minor
A miner
A tank of piranha fish who haven't eaten in days
An electrical socket
A box of lobsters
A box of scorpions
A box of African Knob Eating Spiders
Any foodstuff I am about to consume
Molten lava
Broken glass
A mouse trap
A bear trap
Anything which has been dead for longer than ten minutes
A car door
Any other kind of door
A blender
A mincer
The spout of a kettle as it comes to the boil
Toxic and/or radioactive waste
Industrial machinery
Anything over 80 years of age
Anything saying "detonation in fifteen seconds" in a robot voice
A bonfire
Liquid nitrogen
Any body of water which even looks like it might have crocodiles in it
A close blood relative
A man
you