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Waiting in line for the pumps at Citgo the other day and I pull into a spot that I had my eye on. I hear a horn start blaring and see that a lady had been waiting for that same spot. She then pulls by and goes to the next open pump (that opened up 3 seconds later) the whole time she is putting up a 2 fingered salute. I get done a few seconds before her and go into the store to pay. I go back and pick up a few things and she is standing right behind me in line. She looks at me and says "You asshole, fuck you, you are such a dick" and other whitty one liners that most of the time are awnsered by a flying elbow to the ovaries. BUT I HELD BACK and instead handed her the bottle of Midol that i had just bought. Seriously how do you keep from laughing when you have the walking definition of "cranky bitch" screaming at your back as you leave the store. I was half expecting her to throw the bottle at me but I knew that she needed them too bad.