Maybe if'n I shut my eyes real tight they'll go away.

[nowicantgetdown]

Ai-yah. Tyen-ah. They ain't real! Ain't no such thing as aliens. Just regular folks... and... and reavers.

Aliens is just cow fetuses in jars at carnivals.

Simon? Jayne? Anyone? 

Comments

[mudderhero]

Don't really know what's goin' on here, but I had both my hands litrally full with this weird tech and those shee-noiu-- shootin' at me. Looked like aliens to me. Couldn't get back to your position in time. Guess you're all right then? Cap'n 'd be mighty upset if something happened.

[nowicantgetdown]

I'm alright. Don't like those critters none too much. Powerful angry, nasty aliens. Always thought aliens'd be nicer. Friendly-like.

You safe, Jayne? They weren't usin' no weapons like I've seen.

[mudderhero]

Got some fairly convincin' evidence that says here they're not all friendly.

Just cuz you ain't seen 'em, doesn't mean I can't fire 'em. Know yourself around weapons long enough, even if the gun don't look like you're used to, you know how to work 'em.

2/2 [post-event]

[mudderhero]

If this truce don't hold, get me your location, and I'll keep the Cap'n from givin' us both a talkin' to about me keepin' the crew safe. Some shore leave, right?

[nowicantgetdown]

Jayne! I ain't trustin' that news. Plenty truces been broken just as we've seen. I been stayin' [location of a less fancy hotel just on the outskirts of center-city]. Got real nice sheets an they wash em e'ry day.

This place is makin' me miss Cap'n and Serenity. Think she's doin' alrigh' without me?