This just in...
It appears as though fire and brimstone is falling from the sky, most heavily over Nashua. Merrimack and every other city or town in the state has closed scools, Nashua is still open. As you can see there's about a foot of lava flowing down the highway, the ocean is boiling, and we can expect to see the dead walking the earth around 1 pm. Nashua is still open.