Acme Brand Angel Repallant Kit!
Pesky angel problems keeping you down? Well not anymore! Thanks to Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit. Includes a vial of angel vessel blood and angel banishing sigil diagram, simply apply the angel vessel blood on the nearest flat surface in the design of the diagram and then afterwards place your hand in the center and all your angel problems will literally disappear in a flash of light!
Just hear what these satisfied customers have to say!
Castiel says- "I used the Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit to try and stop those pesky angel's from releasing El Diabo from his prison in the very pit of hell and bringing forth Hell on Earth. Unfortunately we didn't stop the apocalypse, but at least I got the intense pleasure of seeing my old douchebag boss completely knocked on his ass thanks to the Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit. And now that Lucifer has been given free reign I can content myself with the thought that I will go down in history as having the best. resignation. ever."
Anna says- "I first heard about the Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit from a friend after they had heard about the angels putting me on their death list. I didn't really think it could stand up to their amazing claims, but when two angel assassins knocked on the door of the cabin I was hiding in I thought, "Well, why not?" and it worked even better than I could have expected! I'll never buy imitation again! My only regret is that I didn't get two."
Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit! Brought to you buy the same people who created the DemonBlood Quit Patch, DemonBlood Quit Gum, and the extra strength I've-Been-to-Hell pills (demon tested, Dean approved!).
Acme Brand Angel Repellant Kit! Because remember, we're Atheist!