To: Kathy

[now]

Don't you love running into websites in your travels that are so obviously outdated? Like, remember, when I was a junior (sophomore?) in college, and my philosophy professor put that stupid picture of our class and the guy with the broken ankle and I'm waving at the camera like a jackass, and Canisius' site doesn't even have the info anymore - now it's hosted, of all places, at http://www.philosophy.ucf.edu/ahsem.html. I moved to San Francisco and so did really old, sad evidence of some of my most recent dorky days.

Yes, I was Googling myself.

That PICTURE WAS TAKEN 7 YEARS AGO AND ITS STILL ONLINE! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?