Какими могут быть национальные костюмы?
Вторая часть костюмов, представленных на конкурсе мисс Вселенная,
которые должны были отобразить национальную тему. Как вы думаете, России
удалось передать народный дух? И что хотела показать представительница
Венгрии?
Miss Aruba
“In Aruba, we have ROBOT SHOWGIRLS!”
Miss Botswana
“Miss
Botswana knows what to do with people who don’t vote for her. Oh, yes.
Miss Botswana beats them with her big Botswanan shovel.”
Miss Brazil
“Those
other bitches can work the bird looks as much as they want. You all
know that when it comes to walking in 6-inch heels with a feather in
your ass, Brazil is your girl.”
Miss British Virgin Islands
“Don’t ask me. They told me to wear this silly thing.”
Miss Cayman Islands
“GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE, BITCHES! MISS CAYMAN IS HERE!”
Miss Costa Rica
“Worship me, you insignificant ants. WORSHIP. ME.”
Miss Croatia
“Vote for Miss Croatia. I don’t want to work in the candy factory any more.”
Miss Czech Republic
“Czech women come with handles!”
Miss Dominican Republic
“I brought the fierce, bitches. You know you want to vote for me.”
Miss Egypt
“I don’t think so, Dominican Republic.”
Miss Great Britain
“QUEEN OF CHAVS!!!!”
Miss Guam
“Come to Guam! Our fish have tits!”
Miss Hungary
“Purrrrr, Batman. Miss Hungary feels YUMMY.”
Miss Japan
“Vote for Japan or I start killing people in the front row. This will be your last warning.”
Miss Kazakhstan
“You want Kazakh women for wife, yes? We dust ceiling for you.”
Miss Lebanon
“Alakazam! I am the winner!”
Miss Mauritius
“Come to Mauritius! Shower curtain capital OF THE WORLD!”
Miss Mexico
“Come to *thpt* Mexico! I - I can’t - *thpt* … feathers … *thpt* in my mouth…*thpt* Can’t see…”
Miss Netherlands
“Take a cruise to the Netherlands! There’s some pot in the crown if you want it.”
Miss Panama
“YOU get the fuck off the stage, Cayman Islands! MISS PANAMA IS IN THE HOUSE!”
Miss Peru
“Vote for Peru! We used to sacrifice virgins, but now we turn them into beauty queens!”
Miss Philippines
“Quick! Vote for me! My skirt is ON FIRE!”
Miss Puerto Rico
“Gaze into my Puerto Rican tentacles and be mesmerized!”
Miss Russia
“FUCK Kazakhstan! RUSSIA grows the best brides in the world!”
Miss St. Lucia
“Oh, okay. Here’s my little bird costume. Yeah, I know. ”
Miss Tanzania
“OUR ARMY OF TANZANIAN CYBORG WOMEN IS COMING, WORLD. PREPARE.”
Miss Ukraine
“Come to Ukraine. Our women have balls.”
Взято здесь.
которые должны были отобразить национальную тему. Как вы думаете, России
удалось передать народный дух? И что хотела показать представительница
Венгрии?
Miss Aruba
“In Aruba, we have ROBOT SHOWGIRLS!”
Miss Botswana
“Miss
Botswana knows what to do with people who don’t vote for her. Oh, yes.
Miss Botswana beats them with her big Botswanan shovel.”
Miss Brazil
“Those
other bitches can work the bird looks as much as they want. You all
know that when it comes to walking in 6-inch heels with a feather in
your ass, Brazil is your girl.”
Miss British Virgin Islands
“Don’t ask me. They told me to wear this silly thing.”
Miss Cayman Islands
“GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE, BITCHES! MISS CAYMAN IS HERE!”
Miss Costa Rica
“Worship me, you insignificant ants. WORSHIP. ME.”
Miss Croatia
“Vote for Miss Croatia. I don’t want to work in the candy factory any more.”
Miss Czech Republic
“Czech women come with handles!”
Miss Dominican Republic
“I brought the fierce, bitches. You know you want to vote for me.”
Miss Egypt
“I don’t think so, Dominican Republic.”
Miss Great Britain
“QUEEN OF CHAVS!!!!”
Miss Guam
“Come to Guam! Our fish have tits!”
Miss Hungary
“Purrrrr, Batman. Miss Hungary feels YUMMY.”
Miss Japan
“Vote for Japan or I start killing people in the front row. This will be your last warning.”
Miss Kazakhstan
“You want Kazakh women for wife, yes? We dust ceiling for you.”
Miss Lebanon
“Alakazam! I am the winner!”
Miss Mauritius
“Come to Mauritius! Shower curtain capital OF THE WORLD!”
Miss Mexico
“Come to *thpt* Mexico! I - I can’t - *thpt* … feathers … *thpt* in my mouth…*thpt* Can’t see…”
Miss Netherlands
“Take a cruise to the Netherlands! There’s some pot in the crown if you want it.”
Miss Panama
“YOU get the fuck off the stage, Cayman Islands! MISS PANAMA IS IN THE HOUSE!”
Miss Peru
“Vote for Peru! We used to sacrifice virgins, but now we turn them into beauty queens!”
Miss Philippines
“Quick! Vote for me! My skirt is ON FIRE!”
Miss Puerto Rico
“Gaze into my Puerto Rican tentacles and be mesmerized!”
Miss Russia
“FUCK Kazakhstan! RUSSIA grows the best brides in the world!”
Miss St. Lucia
“Oh, okay. Here’s my little bird costume. Yeah, I know. ”
Miss Tanzania
“OUR ARMY OF TANZANIAN CYBORG WOMEN IS COMING, WORLD. PREPARE.”
Miss Ukraine
“Come to Ukraine. Our women have balls.”
Взято здесь.