Mar 20, 2007 22:01
So I walked into Smiths tonight on my way from the gym because I was out of coffee creamer.
As I was leisurely strolling through the rows of food making it slowly but surely to the front of the store after having picked out my item, I spotted a very attractive young couple with a kid, who is about 6 years old mind you.
As the kid was picking something off a shelf, the girl, who is practically my age, turned around away from the youngster, glanced at me and ever so nonchallantly grabbed (who I can only hope was) her husband by the balls and slowly graced his crotch, while smiling provokatively and then quickly turned away back to face the kid. Right in the middle of a goddamn Smiths aisle. 0_0
Jesus people, when did it become okay to display your horny-ness right in the middle of a public family place, moreover with your own kid standing just two feet away !! While picking out frozen dinners. On a school night. In Utah!!
I almost said something nasty to her as I passed them, especially I was tempted to because her man shamelessly checked out my ass right there and then, thirty seconds later, after that sophisticated display of affection near his private area.
YEah, fun family. I wish them only the best....