It's that time again...Hm, I've done better than last year!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I turned sinbadsilk in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I stole lordkhaine's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (993 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
nova_drzava