Jazz hands, everybody!

[nova33]

My school is clearly trying to kill me. Dance classes in PE? Jazz dance classes? Sure recipe for humiliation and awkwardness. And the first thing the woman says is "Leave your inhibitions at the door! I want everyone to have fun today!" Right. Okay. I will never be able to have fun dancing with a bunch of other people in the room, because I have

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[nova33]

Yes, well, I like the idea of dancing, and I wish I could. But I just feel so incredibly awkward that I can't actually get myself to move properly. Because I really would like to be able to do jazz or tap, but you know. (I did ten weeks of dance lessons last year with my best friend, because she needed them for musical theatre - she can sing and act, so it was the last skill she needed - but I just never loosened up.)

It's okay! I was thinking about it when I was thinking of calling you (which, by the way - is your Friday night good?) and it's the first one. You were right all along. (It's just my friend Chris, really. He's been calling me that practically since the first time we met.)

Well, of course not. Because you know the other two things. Trashy romance novels are awesome! I always buy them from the bargain book bins, because they're just hilarious. I have them in a drawer, because people are often looking at my bookshelf, and it would just be weird.

Yes! Help me with my accounting. That's actually the only part of owning a bookery that gives me pause, because I just don't understand anything to do with money other than the basic exchange of it for goods. So your assistance will be needed.

And you're there.