Random PSA
ETA: Umm, just so everyone knows. Apparently this happened in a fic recently? I didn't know that when I wrote this.
Here's the thing about water. Water? it's NOT a lubricant. It's not. Sex in the water can be sexy to read, but water is not a lubricant.
also, not using any lube? not sexy. foreplay, on the other hand? foreplay is sexy. make prep foreplay. make it sexy.
last cranky moment; don't care how AU you go, if one of your characters has an alcohol problem (addiction and a physical reason to not drink aside from that) then, hey, here's a suggestion: don't have that character drink unless that character is attempting suicide.
I should be writing. I have an original fic and some stuff for the hayloft on which to work. And a request to finish out some RPS I wrote awhile ago. But I was reading today, and some of it was great, but then there were these things and they kinda made my ass hurt for the characters involved. I imagine my dick would hurt as well if I were to be in possession of a non-fake one.
Here's the thing about water. Water? it's NOT a lubricant. It's not. Sex in the water can be sexy to read, but water is not a lubricant.
also, not using any lube? not sexy. foreplay, on the other hand? foreplay is sexy. make prep foreplay. make it sexy.
last cranky moment; don't care how AU you go, if one of your characters has an alcohol problem (addiction and a physical reason to not drink aside from that) then, hey, here's a suggestion: don't have that character drink unless that character is attempting suicide.
I should be writing. I have an original fic and some stuff for the hayloft on which to work. And a request to finish out some RPS I wrote awhile ago. But I was reading today, and some of it was great, but then there were these things and they kinda made my ass hurt for the characters involved. I imagine my dick would hurt as well if I were to be in possession of a non-fake one.