the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
last night i had the best dream. i was on a nude beach in southern france smoking reefers and watching all the hot naked french bitches wrestle on the sand. there were all different kinds of whales and dolphins swimming by and the sky was in a perpetual sunset. i think it's becuase i listened to tortoise's 'tnt' as i was going to sleep...best. dream. ever.