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[nounifiedtheory]

[ACTION - for housemates or anyone who happens to be near the front of 1334 Benny Road this morning

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[an_zero]

The phones might be antiques, but you don't need to yell like that.

[nounifiedtheory]

AHA! The supervillain reveals themself!

Get out of my house.

[an_zero]

Supervillain?

...You've got that wrong. Besides, I should be the one telling you to get out. I was here first.

[nounifiedtheory]

If you kidnapped me, then the least you can do is make reparations by letting me have this house. It's not as good as my real house, but I'd accept the gesture.

[an_zero]

That's not how kidnappings work, last I checked. If you stop trying to claim this place as your territory, I could try explaining what's going on.

[nounifiedtheory]

Success! Start talking.

[an_zero]

If you wanted me to explain, you should have asked.

[Sigh.]

You've been kidnapped. So have I. We don't know who did it or why. You're stuck here and expected to play the part of my 'daughter', I'm assuming.

[nounifiedtheory]

Expected by whom?

[an_zero]

...

The captors.

[nounifiedtheory]

That's awfully vague.

[an_zero]

That's the best you're going to get.

[nounifiedtheory]

Of course it isn't! Where's 'here'?

[an_zero]

Mayfield.

United States of America.

1950s.

[nounifiedtheory]

I'm mostly upset that this happened before I could perfect a reliable form of time travel.

[an_zero]

That would have been convenient. I think you'll find enough other problems to get your mind off that.

[nounifiedtheory]

Well! Clearly I have a lot of investigation to do.