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[ACTION - for housemates or anyone who happens to be near the front of 1334 Benny Road this morning

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Feel your... wrath?

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You heard me!

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I'm sure that's not necessary, ma'am.

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Oh, it's necessary. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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-An expert at what?- Um...

I'm Virginia Maxwell. You may want to sit down for this explanation, ma'am.

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Overruled! I already got the cliff notes, and I'm not taking this sitting down!

[rapier_ex]

Over... ruled? Um... well do you want more details? I can try to answer some questions.

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Good! Information is the key to victory.

What useful knowleldge is there beyond "we're apparently prisoners of apparently somebody"?

[rapier_ex]

To be honest, ma'am, that's a terrible explanation.

This is Mayfield. Calling it a prison is somewhat accurate, as we are trapped here against our will and cannot leave. Whoever holds us here seems to think this place is a paradise, and that we should all play our parts in that paradise.

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Paradise? Someone needs to give them a dictionary.

[rapier_ex]

One person's paradise is another person's hell.

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I've yet to see much evidence in either direction.

[rapier_ex]

I have, ma'am. Though you're under no obligation to take my word for it.

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I won't! That would be sloppy science.

[rapier_ex]

So you're a scientist?

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The greatest scientific mind of my generation!