I don't like being around people, it makes me nervous and weird.

[noun_verbs]

Wow, it's been exactly a month since I last posted. One might surmise, from this factoid, that I have been up to no good, or at least up until odd hours of the morning, having crazy party time. Sadly, this is not the case, unless "1:30-2:00 AM" counts as "odd hours of the morning", and "watching a regular lineup of late-night sitcoms and talk shows

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[omgcats]

I'd totally go back to the zoo if I were there. To see the full-size animals that you guys must be hiding somewhere, obviously.

[noun_verbs]

Funny, you'd think to someone of your size, any animal would be "full-size". Come back, we'll make a day of it.

[omgcats]

It's not my fault you're a giant, okay? God. That hippo was definitely NOT a normal one.

[noun_verbs]

You haven't met a giant until you've met my friend Eli. I'm a shrimp next to him. I literally look up to him. You're still quite small.

No, you're right, it wasn't a normal hippo, seeing as, you know, it was called a PYGMY hippo. Maybe your "normal" hippos are just abnormally large, did you eveer think of that?

[omgcats]

Shut up. I didn't even get to see the giraffes.

[noun_verbs]

But you got to see me dance for the parrots, which was much better.

[omgcats]

That is debatable.

[noun_verbs]

Oh please. You can see giraffes at any old zoo. What you saw is a once-in-a-lifetime event.