Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his body's made of bread

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Oh, WikiHow, why must you let me down? Repeatedly? If only that stuff worked. Oh well. I'm still holding out hope that this will pan out. omg i have 2 go shopping guyz!!!1

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[aaronx3]

Oh Turner, don't be silly. You already are the most popular girl in school!

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omg rly?!?! do u think i shud ask out brad mchunkerson?!?!? he's dreemy!!11

[aaronx3]

I think you have a jilted view of the most popular girl in school Turner...

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Who would know more about popularity: you, or the most popular girl in school?

[aaronx3]

since I'm obviously the most popular girl in MY school and you're the most popular girl in your school and my school is like, twice the size of yours, obviously me.

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Size isn't the determining factor here. The question is, which school is more popular.

And since we have more indy nerds, obviously our school is the more popular.