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There are approximately four people on my flist who are in any way involved with the SPN fandom, so it's pretty pointless for me to make posts regarding it... but I have felt compelled in the last two weeks (after seeing/reading numerous videos and interviews post-con) to round up a list of things I'm sick of having to hear from Jared and Jensen. So...
10. They would both, eventually, like to do a western. They are from Texas, so it's basically ingrained in them to have this desire. They both feel most comfortable with horror and drama. Jared doesn't think he's particularly funny, but he'd also give comedy a shot. Okay? Shut up.
9. The pranks on set aren't nearly as scandalous as you would like them to be. Sometimes Jared tells the stylist to sew the bottom of Jensen's pants shut so he can't put them on. They don't mess with Jim Beaver because... well, he's Jim Beaver and he fucking owns. You do not mess with The Beav.
8. The hardest episode for Jared to film in season three was Mystery Spot. Something about "finding the truth" in watching your brother die over and over again and blah, blah, blah. They also practiced the scene at the diner quite a bit because they're usually driven to set in the same car. You really should have paid attention to this at breakfast on Sunday morning because this was addressed. He also had some difficulty with Heart because of the love scene, but I think it was mostly due to the fact that he had to have fake sex with Emannuelle Vaugier and her incredibly distracting bangs/general plainness.
7. Jensen does not like to have to do his "Blue Steel" face upon request. Stop asking him. Sure, it's hilarious and he's Jensen and anything he does is hot, but can you not see that it just irritates him? One must be careful around Jensen. He's fragile. Nine out of ten pictures taken at conventions he looks frightened, nervous, uncomfortable, or all of the above. You are not Jared, Danneel, or a quiet and dark room. Those are the only people and things that make him feel comfortable and right with the world.
6. Jared and Sandy were engaged in France. This is both addressed to fans in general, as well as Jared. We know, Padalecki. We know. I mean, the story that goes along with the proposal makes me giggle uncontrollably, mostly because of the way Sandy told it, but you somehow manage to slip "We got engaged in France" into every interview and/or every mention of Sandy.
5. Ten Inch Hero does not have a distributor yet. That is why we have not seen Jensen with his blue hair, eyeliner, and kilt on the big screen and have to watch the same two clips over and over again on YouTube. He doesn't know any more than we do, okay? He was just in the movie. He's not knocking down doors to get this thing in theaters. He has better things to do. Insert a joke as you wish. I will not lower myself to inferring that Jensen would rather be doing Jared or Dean would rather be doing Sam. I shall address this later on.
4. Jensen doesn't plan on becoming a serious singer or musician. Sure, he sang back up on Steve's acoustic record and Jason decided to give us that little treat with "Crazy Love," but you're not going to see Jensen Ackles on the Billboard Top 100 anytime soon. Or ever. You should pray that never happens. Why? Miley Cyrus would probably want to do a duet with him and the entire world of music, all 8973289743243 years of it, would come to a crushing, heartbreaking end.
3. Jared would like to see Sam go "dark side." We all would. I think he was just as turned on with himself in Born Under A Bad Sign as the rest of the hot blooded women watching that episode. Demon!Dean is hot, even if he only existed while under the influence of African Dream Root, but Demon!Sam holds a special place on our hearts. And between the legs. I'm just sayin'.
2 & 1, because it's that important. This should come as a surprise to no one, but they are both freaked out (and rightfully so) by the entire concept of Wincest. I know that Jim Beaver proudly wore a shirt at EyeCon proclaiming that he "reads John/Bobby," but that's his business. I can't judge a mountain man for what he does in his spare time, but at least the fic he allegedly reads isn't incest. Jared and Jensen can only be so gracious when it comes to addressing this issue. I'm sure that they're both sincere when they say that they support the creativity of the fans and whatnot...but WINCEST????????? That's like asking a random guy on the street how they feel about hardcore gay porn. With his grandmother standing by. Not only is it awkward, but it's vastly inappropriate and Grandma should wash your fucking mouth out with soap.
10. They would both, eventually, like to do a western. They are from Texas, so it's basically ingrained in them to have this desire. They both feel most comfortable with horror and drama. Jared doesn't think he's particularly funny, but he'd also give comedy a shot. Okay? Shut up.
9. The pranks on set aren't nearly as scandalous as you would like them to be. Sometimes Jared tells the stylist to sew the bottom of Jensen's pants shut so he can't put them on. They don't mess with Jim Beaver because... well, he's Jim Beaver and he fucking owns. You do not mess with The Beav.
8. The hardest episode for Jared to film in season three was Mystery Spot. Something about "finding the truth" in watching your brother die over and over again and blah, blah, blah. They also practiced the scene at the diner quite a bit because they're usually driven to set in the same car. You really should have paid attention to this at breakfast on Sunday morning because this was addressed. He also had some difficulty with Heart because of the love scene, but I think it was mostly due to the fact that he had to have fake sex with Emannuelle Vaugier and her incredibly distracting bangs/general plainness.
7. Jensen does not like to have to do his "Blue Steel" face upon request. Stop asking him. Sure, it's hilarious and he's Jensen and anything he does is hot, but can you not see that it just irritates him? One must be careful around Jensen. He's fragile. Nine out of ten pictures taken at conventions he looks frightened, nervous, uncomfortable, or all of the above. You are not Jared, Danneel, or a quiet and dark room. Those are the only people and things that make him feel comfortable and right with the world.
6. Jared and Sandy were engaged in France. This is both addressed to fans in general, as well as Jared. We know, Padalecki. We know. I mean, the story that goes along with the proposal makes me giggle uncontrollably, mostly because of the way Sandy told it, but you somehow manage to slip "We got engaged in France" into every interview and/or every mention of Sandy.
5. Ten Inch Hero does not have a distributor yet. That is why we have not seen Jensen with his blue hair, eyeliner, and kilt on the big screen and have to watch the same two clips over and over again on YouTube. He doesn't know any more than we do, okay? He was just in the movie. He's not knocking down doors to get this thing in theaters. He has better things to do. Insert a joke as you wish. I will not lower myself to inferring that Jensen would rather be doing Jared or Dean would rather be doing Sam. I shall address this later on.
4. Jensen doesn't plan on becoming a serious singer or musician. Sure, he sang back up on Steve's acoustic record and Jason decided to give us that little treat with "Crazy Love," but you're not going to see Jensen Ackles on the Billboard Top 100 anytime soon. Or ever. You should pray that never happens. Why? Miley Cyrus would probably want to do a duet with him and the entire world of music, all 8973289743243 years of it, would come to a crushing, heartbreaking end.
3. Jared would like to see Sam go "dark side." We all would. I think he was just as turned on with himself in Born Under A Bad Sign as the rest of the hot blooded women watching that episode. Demon!Dean is hot, even if he only existed while under the influence of African Dream Root, but Demon!Sam holds a special place on our hearts. And between the legs. I'm just sayin'.
2 & 1, because it's that important. This should come as a surprise to no one, but they are both freaked out (and rightfully so) by the entire concept of Wincest. I know that Jim Beaver proudly wore a shirt at EyeCon proclaiming that he "reads John/Bobby," but that's his business. I can't judge a mountain man for what he does in his spare time, but at least the fic he allegedly reads isn't incest. Jared and Jensen can only be so gracious when it comes to addressing this issue. I'm sure that they're both sincere when they say that they support the creativity of the fans and whatnot...but WINCEST????????? That's like asking a random guy on the street how they feel about hardcore gay porn. With his grandmother standing by. Not only is it awkward, but it's vastly inappropriate and Grandma should wash your fucking mouth out with soap.