Joke for Nexus Answer
"A priest is going golfing and a nun is his caddy. Now the thing is, this priest is a fairly good golfer, but today he has a bit of bad luck.
On the first hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore again!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, if you swear just one more time, may lightning strike you where you stand.'
On the final hole, the priest hits ball, breaks the club over his knee, and says 'Damn it, I missed!' And lighting comes from the sky and strkes the nun, leaving only a smoking pile of ashes. The priest looks up, and from the sky he hears, 'Damn it! I missed!'"
On the first hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore again!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, if you swear just one more time, may lightning strike you where you stand.'
On the final hole, the priest hits ball, breaks the club over his knee, and says 'Damn it, I missed!' And lighting comes from the sky and strkes the nun, leaving only a smoking pile of ashes. The priest looks up, and from the sky he hears, 'Damn it! I missed!'"