HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIIIIISHHHHHYY (a.k.a.
desperatelyreal)
I love you and I hope you have an awesome day, because well, shit, it's your birthday. BIRTHDAYS ARE NOT MEANT FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN AWESOME.
I don't know what to say! Just, have an awesome day, bitch at people and then say "ha, but I'm an adult, do not touch me" but then again, don't let it get to your head ;) Ily.
I will think of a gift laterrrrr~