THAT BOY IS A MONSTER
eating what is eating are these nutrients is this good for me or good for you for your market for your beer belly what! do! you! mean! there's stacks of funny paper under my bed i'm sure we can do something with it: recycle it make a blanket burn it dress you up or maybe we can stick it ont he walls and draw on it and then take it down and burn it wait i guess that would hurt a lot all of our blood burned and the smoke floating into our nostrils in colorful streams
one of the curtains in my house is broken and it won't close so i'm stuck looking outside all day long all day long it is so tiring you have no idea, no, i know you have no idea, how could you after all, all you look at is yourself! no honey it's fine i don't blame you your parents raised you like that just like your brother gave you ADD when he came back from that trip to japan, all those hyper kids with computers i hear they have brain-controlling machines there that can't be healthy! and it was your sister wasn't she with her sensitive eyes and all that who covered the windows with sharpied cellophane, such an ugly site all that was left was staring down at your legs because you didn't have a mirror! see darling i'm not blaming you at all, not your fault there wasn't enough money for you to look deep enough, from your heels to between your legs up your intestines and stomach and esophagus i can never remember which one comes first but i guess then you have your mouth or something
i'm so glad you never got to see your mouth because then you would have learnt how to use it! you know besides all those weird grunts you make, oh no i'm not saying they're annoying i'm just saying! i wouldn't have been able to not blame you if you had learnt how to talk proper language talks.
(i was going to post this on tumblr but then i decided you all are old enough for this crazy talk! i don't like punctuation marks at all, i'm confident we could get by without it, i mean, if in hebrew you can read without vowels, who on earth needs punctuation, right? and maybe we could get rid of vowels too rght y cn ndrstnd ll m syng! rght? RGHT?!?!?)
one of the curtains in my house is broken and it won't close so i'm stuck looking outside all day long all day long it is so tiring you have no idea, no, i know you have no idea, how could you after all, all you look at is yourself! no honey it's fine i don't blame you your parents raised you like that just like your brother gave you ADD when he came back from that trip to japan, all those hyper kids with computers i hear they have brain-controlling machines there that can't be healthy! and it was your sister wasn't she with her sensitive eyes and all that who covered the windows with sharpied cellophane, such an ugly site all that was left was staring down at your legs because you didn't have a mirror! see darling i'm not blaming you at all, not your fault there wasn't enough money for you to look deep enough, from your heels to between your legs up your intestines and stomach and esophagus i can never remember which one comes first but i guess then you have your mouth or something
i'm so glad you never got to see your mouth because then you would have learnt how to use it! you know besides all those weird grunts you make, oh no i'm not saying they're annoying i'm just saying! i wouldn't have been able to not blame you if you had learnt how to talk proper language talks.
(i was going to post this on tumblr but then i decided you all are old enough for this crazy talk! i don't like punctuation marks at all, i'm confident we could get by without it, i mean, if in hebrew you can read without vowels, who on earth needs punctuation, right? and maybe we could get rid of vowels too rght y cn ndrstnd ll m syng! rght? RGHT?!?!?)