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hurricanes seem to move quickly until you think of them on sort of a planetary scale. in a 24-hour period, Texas travels much, much farther than any texas-to-hurricane (or texas-to-anywhere-on-earth) distance.
it's like the earth is some drunk, dizzy sorority chick (four times the size of the moon) falling down a staircase, and hurricanes are skinspiders traveling the rate of a conglomeration-of-cells per hour, scraping up the edible material in the Gulf of Zygomatic Arch and gaining strength before making hairfall at the Temporomandibular Joint (which was sacked and looted by a similar skinspider in the year 1900).
so. you know. basic hurricane prevention: wash your damn face, you dipsomaniacal-albeit-saved-from-the-terrible-secret-of-space two-legs warning: squirmy-creature-on-face: may creep people out whose mass makes all sorts of tricky gravitational math problems possible.
it's like the earth is some drunk, dizzy sorority chick (four times the size of the moon) falling down a staircase, and hurricanes are skinspiders traveling the rate of a conglomeration-of-cells per hour, scraping up the edible material in the Gulf of Zygomatic Arch and gaining strength before making hairfall at the Temporomandibular Joint (which was sacked and looted by a similar skinspider in the year 1900).
so. you know. basic hurricane prevention: wash your damn face, you dipsomaniacal-albeit-saved-from-the-terrible-secret-of-space two-legs warning: squirmy-creature-on-face: may creep people out whose mass makes all sorts of tricky gravitational math problems possible.
