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[notyouranswer]

I don't care where you are.

I don't care who you're with.

The fact that you've up and left for an entire week without a call, without an email, without so much as a message to tell me where you've been matters little to me.

But I cannot believe you would do this again.

Once was unforgivable.

Twice...I don't...there's no word for it.

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[luthor_lineage]

I don't know what you expect me to apologize to. Aside from what 'matters little to you', what did I do?

[notyouranswer]

You know what you did. Making me believe I'm once again -

Do you hate me that much? Is this what it's come to? I thought you'd at least be more original and not resort to last time's tricks.

[luthor_lineage]

Making you believe you're once again...

What?

Deranged?

Problematic?

[notyouranswer]

You bastard.

What's it going to be this time? Am I going to fall down a flight of stairs? Is there going to be a car accident? Those seem to be happening nowadays.

Let me guess. It'll be a natural miscarriage.

[luthor_lineage]

Funny. Last I checked you were the one who tried to have me killed.

What are you going on about?

[notyouranswer]

I'm going on about how I'm sick and tired of being your little experiment.

Five days in Belle Reve wasn't enough? Did you really think I'd fall for this again? It'll be your job, telling MJ I'm not really pregnant.

[luthor_lineage]

Clearly it wasn't if you're having delusions that I had anything to do with faking another pregnancy.

What would I have to gain from it?

Are you sure you're pregnant?

[notyouranswer]

How the hell am I supposed to know how your mind works? I don't know how your mind works Lex. Nobody knows!

No, it's just a hunch, that's why I'm doing all of this. Three tests.

[luthor_lineage]

Well, believe me, Lana. I had nothing to do with this pregnancy.

But maybe you should talk to Clark.

[notyouranswer]

Yes, I've been able to carry on an illicit affair with Clark Kent despite the fact I've always two big goons flanking either of my sides and I don't leave the mansion if it isn't for my art classes.

I'm two months along. That night I came back from Belle Reve is the only night I've had sex.

[luthor_lineage]

Trust you to remember that.

Well, I guess I'll call Dr. Albright and schedule you in for a D&C tomorrow.

[notyouranswer]

You really had nothing to do with this.

I -

No.

If you don't want it, you can just give me the divorce. I'll raise it on my own.

[luthor_lineage]

And considering the date, you're not trying to play me for a fool.

... We'll schedule an appointment with a doctor of your choice in the morning just to be sure. I'll leave Metropolis in an hour. We'll deal with this tomorrow.

[notyouranswer]

No, I can already see what your way of dealing with it is.

I'll deal with 'it' on my own.

[luthor_lineage]

I don't think we should be having any further discussions about your pregnancy at this time.

[notyouranswer]

You're absolutely right. In fact, we shouldn't discuss this at all.

Enjoy your Spaniard model.