Camping.
Kay so I went camping a while ago and had like a zillion things happen but never had the time or memory to write them all down. lol. Kay here it goes.
Yes.. there's this huge statue of yogi the bear at the campground, so I jump up to it, grab his hand, and I'm like, "Yogi bear, you were my best boyfriend" in a very funny voice. And this little boy with a stick walks by at that very moment. lol. I also tended to touch yogi below the belt if u get my drift. He liked it. ^^
Kay and my little cousin Jacob likes to "climb poles" but he actually looks like he's humping the pole. So what do I do? I make a crack about it, obviously. I decide to say, "Hey everyone I'm doing the Jacob!" right in the middle of the road... when there's a golf cart driving by behind me, catching me in mid-hump. Yes. Embarrasing yet funny.
I want gum. So me and Kristen make a bet. She'll give me a pack of gum if I dance in the middle of the road for three minutes. Take note that this is practically on the beach. Also near the swings where my friends are, and also near a campsite. So I'm dancing like an idiot, of course, you know my style of dancing. Remotely similiar to Napolean Dynamite's style. Yes so frankly, everyone is laughing at me, including the people at the campsite. Well it was more then 3 minutes. So I stopped. She now owed me a pack of gum.
Then later, (this isn't at camp but before I forget) Tammy takes us to some parks and there's this wading pool thing. We went in with the babies. Kristen dared me to run through the fountain with my clothes on, and she'd give me three packs of gum total. (1 1/2 for dancing in the street and 1 1/2 for running through) So naturally, being the idiot that I am, I did. And got soaked.
Another yogi bear incident. Well yet again I was next to the statue. I grabbed his hand.. but this time, IT MOVED!! I jumped off and starting screaming and ran away, where later on I did the Jacob impression down the road not that long afterwards.
^^ Before I forget, there was something that really bugged me. Well there are these rocks, and well there was a sign. So naturally curious, I climbed over the rocks, and only to find out that the sign said, "Caution, do not climb on rocks." I mean, what's the point of having that there if you have to climb over the rocks to read it in the first place!!!! I mean REALLY!!!
And I met some people there too. Casey, Kara, Jake, Justin, and Johnny Ross. There were bunches of other people, but I didn't really talk to them. Basically we spent countless hours walking around being bored, moving from place to place, and being bored on the swings. Can't have thought of a better way to spend my time camping. xD Kayy, so of course everyone likes Casey and Kara, because they're just gorgeous. And Casey and Johnny Ross liked each other. So very cute. =)
^^ But I didn't like Justin. Actually no one did. So once I found this out I just HAD to say something. It was Kristen, me, Jake, and Justin on the swings. Jake kept tossing rocks at Justin, so Justin said that he wasnt cool and he was gay. So I said, "actually he's not, and he's cool" So the conversation keeps going, right. And Justin says something about only following Jake because he has nothing to do and because his parents kick him out of the trailor. Of course, here's when I say something. I'm like "Why do you hang out with him then, if you don't even like him?" And basically I told him off. He didn't talk to Jake after that one, but he did try to hang out with everyone again, which didn't work. Afterwards Jake thanked me for telling Justin off for him, and that I just made his summer. haha. Yea. He said that again before I left. He also agreed about the sign thing, which he walked over while I was being quite loud about it.
Then, we were at Kristen's campsite, and there's a water fight. Between Casey and Kristen. I think Kristen won. Anyways, later Dave comes to the site, and he's talking to us, uno. He's wicked cool like that. So he's like, "Do any of yous want beer? Because I encourage.. haha." It was really funny. Everyone laughed. It was priceless.
We're in the water at the beach, and Kristen nearly drowns me. She's chasing after me, trying to catch me, when I start swimming back towards the beach, since we were at the island. Yea well there's a big drop off, and she decides to jump on me. I couldn't touch the ground, and nearly drowned.
I found that riding bikes on sand = unsafe. I tried and I fell, because there was a BUNCH of sand. Kristen laughed.
Kay so we're in the water. And me and Kara are like hey do u wanner go ask those boys if we can play volleyball with them. They had a giant ball. By that of course, I mean the actual ball. It was huge and hard and looked like a ginormous basketball. Anyways so Casey, Kara, Kristen and I walk over and we ask to play. So we do. We suck. They don't talk much. When we leave, I shout out that they need to get a softer ball. Later we see them again walking by the swings. They're like gangster. We called them "the gangsters" haha. Yea. They were doing the gangster walk past us, of course we said hy and they just nodded. Then after he passed, one of them tripped over a rock!! Lmao. I laughed SO hard. Later when I'm with yogi bear the statue (one of the events I already described) they come out of the store. I ask them if they bought a softer ball yet. They said no they don't have any. Which sounded wrong, but yea. Then me and Kristen walk by them when they're swinging. I say hullo. They nodd. Now I get upset when someone doesn't actually say hullo. It makes me feel bad. So I say that to Kristen walking up the hill. I guess I talk loud, as I've been told many times before. So they hear me. And they shout behind me "BYE!!" so Im like "YES! Byeeee!" Then once again late at night we're around the camp fire. They walk by my campsite. They see me. They wave!!! So I waved back. I felt so special. They were 16 and lived in Taunton. That's the last I ever saw of them. lol.
The first day I got there there were these two kids. They were riding by the long way from the barn to the beach. Me and Kristen are walking. They're singing "I feel good. dunananana The way that I should!" and then they see us. So the smallest of the two gets on top of his bike and stands on the handlebars. Then he screams like a girl and falls. He says, at least it was soft sand, only soft sand. Then he comes up to me, and starts saying "But I don't care!!!" louder and louder each time. He's like literally in my face. Then he flexes his arm muscle and says it again. Kristen is laughing histerically at this point, and he looks at her and back at me and says "but I don't care!" again. The other kid was just like, "Just hit him" haha. Then the kid who doesn't care almost walked off without his bike. Then he realized it and went back to get it. Lmao! Awesome.
Then Kristen and Courtney and I played whose line is it anyways games. SOOOO FUNNY! Courtney was a dog who liked to sniff butts. And I was a horny monkey. SOOOO hilarious. wow. Anyways, I also made up a camping song while laying down on their swing thing. They were there too. It was sweet. I wrote it down, but it's in their camper. And when I get it I'll post it.
At the baseball field there were a ton of crazy little kids running around with baseball bats trying to kill each other. they were all playing baseball, running through the field while someone was hitting. Now it was dark and you couldn't see the ball, mind. We sat there watching them, all of us. Priceless.
Well that's all that I can remember as of right now. I'll update if I remember any more funnies. ^^
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