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A. 629 Topper Street
[If you happen to be walking by Finn's house, you will notice him practicing his fighting skills with a golden sword. Care to come by and spar?]
B. At your house!
[You will hear someone ring your doorbell at some point during the day. When you answer the door, you will see a familiar, or unfamiliar, blond-haired boy in a boyscout uniform holding a box full of bags of popcorn.]
Hello! You look like you could really use a bag of popcorn right about now and if you buy a bag of popcorn, I will preform stupid and dangerous stunts using this sword! Like this!
[He puts the box down and pulls out a sword from a badly made sheath. Then he carefully puts the sword on his nose, by the hilt, and lets go, standing as still as possible to balance it.]
So, if you want to see more stuff like this--
[He takes the sword off and puts it back in his sheath. Then he picks the box back up.]
-- buy just one bag of popcorn!
[If you happen to be walking by Finn's house, you will notice him practicing his fighting skills with a golden sword. Care to come by and spar?]
B. At your house!
[You will hear someone ring your doorbell at some point during the day. When you answer the door, you will see a familiar, or unfamiliar, blond-haired boy in a boyscout uniform holding a box full of bags of popcorn.]
Hello! You look like you could really use a bag of popcorn right about now and if you buy a bag of popcorn, I will preform stupid and dangerous stunts using this sword! Like this!
[He puts the box down and pulls out a sword from a badly made sheath. Then he carefully puts the sword on his nose, by the hilt, and lets go, standing as still as possible to balance it.]
So, if you want to see more stuff like this--
[He takes the sword off and puts it back in his sheath. Then he picks the box back up.]
-- buy just one bag of popcorn!