Brochure
"So You've Been Kidnapped and Are Being Held Prisoner in Disney Princess Hell" (working title)
Who did this?
The Queen. As of this writing, we do not know who she is except that she is very powerful and also kind of crazy. This will become obvious quickly.
You probably will not be able to contact her most of the time and she is not helpful when you do get to talk to her. That is just something you will have to deal with.
Why?
Nobody is really sure. Some people have the hypothesis that we are meant to rebuild and repopulate a destroyed civilization. There is also the possibility that this is all some kind of messed up zoo.
How do I get out?
You don't. Actually some people have left, but it does not seem to be up to them when they leave. Nobody has gotten out by trying and most of the people here are trying very hard.
What do I do now?
Pretty much whatever you feel like. We are supposed to build things according to the scroll that you should have gotten, and it is kind of obvious that the Queen or whoever is in charge wants us to start hooking up or something. But I do not think you need to.
Where is food and shelter?
[ Setting info and player-created places are described here. Player is too lazy to reproduce it all.]
What should I know about this place?
The people around here come from a lot of different places. Even different worlds and different times. It is a lot like a bad sci fi movie.
It is very weird. It looks pretty and nice, and it usually is, but it can also be suddenly dangerous. Also sometimes it will do weird things to you and make you act weird, so be careful.
There are a lot of people who can help deal with the dangerous things, so you will probably be safe if you are not a soldier or something. Though being killed is not as big a deal as normally because apparently you can come back.
Also there are no guys here. Yes, we are expected to hook up with other girls. No, you probably do not have to.
There are sometimes hallucinations that seem real, although they are mostly in the Labyrinth and you do not want to go there. (See below about breaking the rules.)
What is up with all the animals?
Birds: Maid service. May also sing duets. Can be used as guides if you get lost.
Bears: Probably guards.
Cats: Carry messages and all. Also guides like birds.
Foxes: I have no idea.
Rabbits: Jerks.
Wolves: No idea.
How do I build?
There is magic dirt. I am serious. You can get it from the edges of the Garden, where it looks more wild and less gardeny. You just need to get a handful. You can take it back and use it to make things by thinking about them. It is magic, so it can do a lot of things, including medicine, machines, buildings, and plants.
What happens if I break the rules?
If it is bad enough, you go to the Labyrinth. It is a dark place underground that is full of hallucinations of things you're afraid of. Confirmed Labyrinth punishments include killing people, possibly killing rabbits, general disorderliness. Be careful.
How can I find out more about this place?
It is hard but right now we have some things at the library that might help. There is a report on the "nature of this reality", if you can figure that sort of thing out. If you are interested I have also compiled a timeline of the known things that have happened here, or at least the ones that were probably because of the powers that be.
Who did this?
The Queen. As of this writing, we do not know who she is except that she is very powerful and also kind of crazy. This will become obvious quickly.
You probably will not be able to contact her most of the time and she is not helpful when you do get to talk to her. That is just something you will have to deal with.
Why?
Nobody is really sure. Some people have the hypothesis that we are meant to rebuild and repopulate a destroyed civilization. There is also the possibility that this is all some kind of messed up zoo.
How do I get out?
You don't. Actually some people have left, but it does not seem to be up to them when they leave. Nobody has gotten out by trying and most of the people here are trying very hard.
What do I do now?
Pretty much whatever you feel like. We are supposed to build things according to the scroll that you should have gotten, and it is kind of obvious that the Queen or whoever is in charge wants us to start hooking up or something. But I do not think you need to.
Where is food and shelter?
[ Setting info and player-created places are described here. Player is too lazy to reproduce it all.]
What should I know about this place?
The people around here come from a lot of different places. Even different worlds and different times. It is a lot like a bad sci fi movie.
It is very weird. It looks pretty and nice, and it usually is, but it can also be suddenly dangerous. Also sometimes it will do weird things to you and make you act weird, so be careful.
There are a lot of people who can help deal with the dangerous things, so you will probably be safe if you are not a soldier or something. Though being killed is not as big a deal as normally because apparently you can come back.
Also there are no guys here. Yes, we are expected to hook up with other girls. No, you probably do not have to.
There are sometimes hallucinations that seem real, although they are mostly in the Labyrinth and you do not want to go there. (See below about breaking the rules.)
What is up with all the animals?
Birds: Maid service. May also sing duets. Can be used as guides if you get lost.
Bears: Probably guards.
Cats: Carry messages and all. Also guides like birds.
Foxes: I have no idea.
Rabbits: Jerks.
Wolves: No idea.
How do I build?
There is magic dirt. I am serious. You can get it from the edges of the Garden, where it looks more wild and less gardeny. You just need to get a handful. You can take it back and use it to make things by thinking about them. It is magic, so it can do a lot of things, including medicine, machines, buildings, and plants.
What happens if I break the rules?
If it is bad enough, you go to the Labyrinth. It is a dark place underground that is full of hallucinations of things you're afraid of. Confirmed Labyrinth punishments include killing people, possibly killing rabbits, general disorderliness. Be careful.
How can I find out more about this place?
It is hard but right now we have some things at the library that might help. There is a report on the "nature of this reality", if you can figure that sort of thing out. If you are interested I have also compiled a timeline of the known things that have happened here, or at least the ones that were probably because of the powers that be.