Retrospect and BEES OMG!
Today, I walked to my Japanese final with Cristian from work. I was working on about two hours of sleep, and had just finished 8 hours of work.
We get to the corner of Pangea and Marshall, when I see a huge cloud of leaves coming towards us (it's about 30x30 feet). I think "No big deal - it's leaves!" We get about half-way when I realize it isn't leaves - it's BEES.
Cristian does not react well. He starts swatting at them, and I calmly tell him he has to stop or the bees will get angry. I talk soothingly to him, tell him to calm down and that we're almost through.
We reach the other side. Cristian says "Can you please get these bees off me?" So I start wiping them from his head and shirt. I notice there are some on me, and so I calmly start wiping them off me, gently shaking my hand (like if there was water on it) to get them off my fingers. I shake out my hair, check Cristian over again, and then we start walking to our finals.
I think lack of sleep made me so calm and in control. WTF? It was the most surreal thing to happen to me ever.
Also, when I asked Cristian to make sure that had happened, he said he got stung 5 times. Me?
I didn't get stung at all.
CLEARLY I AM JESUS.
We get to the corner of Pangea and Marshall, when I see a huge cloud of leaves coming towards us (it's about 30x30 feet). I think "No big deal - it's leaves!" We get about half-way when I realize it isn't leaves - it's BEES.
Cristian does not react well. He starts swatting at them, and I calmly tell him he has to stop or the bees will get angry. I talk soothingly to him, tell him to calm down and that we're almost through.
We reach the other side. Cristian says "Can you please get these bees off me?" So I start wiping them from his head and shirt. I notice there are some on me, and so I calmly start wiping them off me, gently shaking my hand (like if there was water on it) to get them off my fingers. I shake out my hair, check Cristian over again, and then we start walking to our finals.
I think lack of sleep made me so calm and in control. WTF? It was the most surreal thing to happen to me ever.
Also, when I asked Cristian to make sure that had happened, he said he got stung 5 times. Me?
I didn't get stung at all.
CLEARLY I AM JESUS.