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[noturmomma]

Tachibana has just informed me that everyone's Christmas presents from my have been purchased and wrapped. You shall all receive your gifts on the night of the Straw Hat's Christmas party. I have also taken the liberty of purchasing an extra gift for the Straw Hat's doctor as I have been informed that Christmas Eve is also his birthday

Comments

[marinegrandpa]

Are suggestions from Marines okay?

And what are you all good at?

[noturmomma]

Of course. The Host Club does not discriminate.

We are best at providing company, my good sir.

[marinegrandpa]

What is a Host Club? Is this some strange new pirate tend I haven't heard about before?

...Uuuuuh. I don't think you mean what I am hearing.

[noturmomma]

I am afraid not. We are a group of educated and well-mannered gentlemen with enough time on our hands to provide company to those who find themselves either needing or wanting it.

Excuse me for not introducing myself. I am Ootori Kyouya. May I ask your name?

[marinegrandpa]

Oooooh. So a very strange form of merchant and not pirates then?

I am Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp! Nice to meet you strange merchent guy!

Is it the animated part of the singing you don't want to do?

[noturmomma]

You could say that.

Ah, it is a pleasure to meet you as well, Vice-Admiral Garp. You may call me Ootori if you wish.

I would prefer not to do anything that strenuous, but the final decision is up to our president.

[marinegrandpa]

...Huh. Neat!

Okay Ootori boy!

Huh. Can you make really nice looking puppet things? With the crossed wood sticks that you use to make the puppets move.

[noturmomma]

Marionettes? I'm afraid I cannot craft such props. But I have connections.

[marinegrandpa]

Well why not bring some of those and have your fellow Hosters do a play with them?

[noturmomma]

I shall take that into consideration. Thank you, Vice-Admiral-san.

[marinegrandpa]

HAHA! No problem, if oyu need help you can ask a Marine! Except the shitty ones, don't ask them.

[noturmomma]

I'm afraid I would not know any of those.

[marinegrandpa]

Well me and Smoker and Hina and T-Bone are good ones. All our men (and women but I'm not supose to call them women or something I don't understand the problem) are good solid Marines.

Aokiji is choatic and sometimes is senseable and sometimes just slaughters the cilivians with the pirates. Never can tell with him.

Don't approach Kizaru. Just don't do it. You will get hurt. A lot.

[noturmomma]

Thank you very much for that information. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

[pirate_beau]

!!!!

[marinegrandpa]

Hello fluff head!