Phonecall round 2
“Hel--”
“Tell me that did not happen.”
“Well, good afternoon to you, too.”
“Tell me that did not just happen.”
“It didn’t just, but...if you mean about last night?”
“What else would I mean?”
“Then yes, it happened.”
“...So we--”
“Yes.”
“And you paid--”
“Now you’re getting it!”
"...I am so worth more than $20! I mean, anyone on the street would ask for maybe $50 at least! This is insulting! And I mean in a way that is besides the insulting way it’s meant to be taken as! And I'm talking about, you know, some of these people charge by the hour, not just by the--I know that's not the point but it is the point I'm making now. Why are you laughing about this, this is not a laughing situation!"
"It really is."
"What?!"
"Are you listening to yourself?"
"What?!"
"You're pissed at me because a twenty isn't the average pay for a round of sex."
"That--it--I--you--we--it--fuck!"
"Exactly~"
"That’s just...it’s not the point, but let’s deal with one thing at a time here!"
"Well, everyone likes money, and I didn't think you'd be upset to find yourself with a little more pocket change~"
"I am not! A whore! I do not--no, I didn’t--you slept with me! Again! "
"I didn't hear you complaining~"
"I was drunk!”
"You practically begged--no, wait you did beg."
"I was drunk!"
"And you beg very well when you're drunk~"
"I--I did what?!"
"I was thinking I wouldn't even finish you off, because, hell, I was just in it for my pleasure, but you were very insistent~"
"...I was--I was drunk! I was drunk then, and I’m hungover now, so I really don't need details!"
"Tell me, really, even if you hadn't been drunk as all hell, would you have said no?"
"Yes! Yes, I would have said no! Of course I would have said no, you can’t take the word of a drunk man and then just...that...I can’t believe you’d...!"
"In fact, the only complaining you did was when I practically had to drag you out of bed so I could drop you off, because you sure as hell weren't going to stay in my bed all night, your drunk ass stinking up the place."
"..."
"You see, Billy. This is what your problem is. You're angry and you're hurt and you're embarrassed. You must hate my guts for doing all of this to you. But you haven't hung up yet. In fact, you called me. Like you did before. I'm probably going to have to be the one to hang up first when I get bored of making fun of you, because you're just so sad and clingy like that."
"...I don't..."
"You don't what~? Agree?"
"...I could have you...arrested. I mean. That--you can't think that was consent, so if...I even know a damn good lawyer, and I could--"
"You really want to try and pull that?"
"..."
"That's what I thought. That's so cute, though. Maybe you should give me a call the next time you're out drinking. It seems to be the only time you can get any."
"That's not...!"
"You can put me on speed dial. Hey, maybe I'll even invite along my girlfriend."
"Don’t you dare--keep her out of this!"
"...Oh~ now, what's this? You know this 'girlfriend' of mine?"
"Penny is way too good for scum of the earth like you, and if you even think about touching her like that, I am going to kick your ass so hard--”
"Ha, I'd like to see you try that! Awww, so little Billy's got a crush~ How sweet. Give up on the guys, did you? Women can be fickle, you know, and dump you just the same."
"I’m not gay, and I never have been, and I am in love with Penny whereas you are not, so back the fuck off!”
"You're cute when you're angry~"
"You’re such a bastard!"
"I remember you saying that last night, too. And you're still not hanging up~"
"Maybe because I want to yell at you more, did you think of that?!”
"Never even crossed my mind. Hmm, well, don't worry about that, I won't be with her for very long--or, who knows, maybe this one will be the keeper~!"
"She is not a keeper for you! I’ll make her dump you before you get the chance! Why do you do that anyway? I mean, what the hell, you had a partner when I called!”
"Who says anything's changed? And...haha, Billy, I think she's really got a thing for me, you know. I can be quite the gentleman...really turn up that charm. I think you know."
"I know you're a damned snake."
"And we all know how tempting snakes are~"
"Don't you throw your stupid--"
"You still haven't hung up."
"I’m not going to! I’m still angry, and I’m still going to yell, therefore? Not. Going. To hang. The fuck. Up!”
"You just need to admit it, Billy."
"Admit what?"
"That you're only worth a twenty~"
"Oh will you shut up!”
"If you don't want to hear me talk, then you shouldn't talk to me. It's not a conversation if it's one-way. It's like a good fuck, you know; the other person has to be into it as well~"
"I was not--what you did was...you...!”
"Ahaha~ why don't you go ahead and say it, then, Billy~? Whores don't get raped if they're willing to do the job. And I lost track of just how many times you said yes~"
“Tell me that did not happen.”
“Well, good afternoon to you, too.”
“Tell me that did not just happen.”
“It didn’t just, but...if you mean about last night?”
“What else would I mean?”
“Then yes, it happened.”
“...So we--”
“Yes.”
“And you paid--”
“Now you’re getting it!”
"...I am so worth more than $20! I mean, anyone on the street would ask for maybe $50 at least! This is insulting! And I mean in a way that is besides the insulting way it’s meant to be taken as! And I'm talking about, you know, some of these people charge by the hour, not just by the--I know that's not the point but it is the point I'm making now. Why are you laughing about this, this is not a laughing situation!"
"It really is."
"What?!"
"Are you listening to yourself?"
"What?!"
"You're pissed at me because a twenty isn't the average pay for a round of sex."
"That--it--I--you--we--it--fuck!"
"Exactly~"
"That’s just...it’s not the point, but let’s deal with one thing at a time here!"
"Well, everyone likes money, and I didn't think you'd be upset to find yourself with a little more pocket change~"
"I am not! A whore! I do not--no, I didn’t--you slept with me! Again! "
"I didn't hear you complaining~"
"I was drunk!”
"You practically begged--no, wait you did beg."
"I was drunk!"
"And you beg very well when you're drunk~"
"I--I did what?!"
"I was thinking I wouldn't even finish you off, because, hell, I was just in it for my pleasure, but you were very insistent~"
"...I was--I was drunk! I was drunk then, and I’m hungover now, so I really don't need details!"
"Tell me, really, even if you hadn't been drunk as all hell, would you have said no?"
"Yes! Yes, I would have said no! Of course I would have said no, you can’t take the word of a drunk man and then just...that...I can’t believe you’d...!"
"In fact, the only complaining you did was when I practically had to drag you out of bed so I could drop you off, because you sure as hell weren't going to stay in my bed all night, your drunk ass stinking up the place."
"..."
"You see, Billy. This is what your problem is. You're angry and you're hurt and you're embarrassed. You must hate my guts for doing all of this to you. But you haven't hung up yet. In fact, you called me. Like you did before. I'm probably going to have to be the one to hang up first when I get bored of making fun of you, because you're just so sad and clingy like that."
"...I don't..."
"You don't what~? Agree?"
"...I could have you...arrested. I mean. That--you can't think that was consent, so if...I even know a damn good lawyer, and I could--"
"You really want to try and pull that?"
"..."
"That's what I thought. That's so cute, though. Maybe you should give me a call the next time you're out drinking. It seems to be the only time you can get any."
"That's not...!"
"You can put me on speed dial. Hey, maybe I'll even invite along my girlfriend."
"Don’t you dare--keep her out of this!"
"...Oh~ now, what's this? You know this 'girlfriend' of mine?"
"Penny is way too good for scum of the earth like you, and if you even think about touching her like that, I am going to kick your ass so hard--”
"Ha, I'd like to see you try that! Awww, so little Billy's got a crush~ How sweet. Give up on the guys, did you? Women can be fickle, you know, and dump you just the same."
"I’m not gay, and I never have been, and I am in love with Penny whereas you are not, so back the fuck off!”
"You're cute when you're angry~"
"You’re such a bastard!"
"I remember you saying that last night, too. And you're still not hanging up~"
"Maybe because I want to yell at you more, did you think of that?!”
"Never even crossed my mind. Hmm, well, don't worry about that, I won't be with her for very long--or, who knows, maybe this one will be the keeper~!"
"She is not a keeper for you! I’ll make her dump you before you get the chance! Why do you do that anyway? I mean, what the hell, you had a partner when I called!”
"Who says anything's changed? And...haha, Billy, I think she's really got a thing for me, you know. I can be quite the gentleman...really turn up that charm. I think you know."
"I know you're a damned snake."
"And we all know how tempting snakes are~"
"Don't you throw your stupid--"
"You still haven't hung up."
"I’m not going to! I’m still angry, and I’m still going to yell, therefore? Not. Going. To hang. The fuck. Up!”
"You just need to admit it, Billy."
"Admit what?"
"That you're only worth a twenty~"
"Oh will you shut up!”
"If you don't want to hear me talk, then you shouldn't talk to me. It's not a conversation if it's one-way. It's like a good fuck, you know; the other person has to be into it as well~"
"I was not--what you did was...you...!”
"Ahaha~ why don't you go ahead and say it, then, Billy~? Whores don't get raped if they're willing to do the job. And I lost track of just how many times you said yes~"