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[nottome]

Dear Rachel, explain this to me, because I have no idea what to think of it. It's either soul-destroying or funnier than anything at the moment. Clearly this should be a birthday gift, however.

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[rattle_thecages]

You would actually want me to wear this?

[nottome]

It would be pimptastic. Right up your alley, clearly.

[rattle_thecages]

And what is that supposed to mean?

[nottome]

You'd be the laughing stock Head Bitch In Charge of the office.

[rattle_thecages]

Right.

Never going to happen.

[nottome]

Get it in XL and use it for sleepwear, then.

[rattle_thecages]

Bruce's reaction would be interesting.

[nottome]

So how many times are you gonna do the breaking up/getting back together thing, hmm?

[rattle_thecages]

Hopefully no longer.

[nottome]

How's he doing, anyway? And more importantly, how are you doing?

[rattle_thecages]

We're both doing worlds better. What about you?

[nottome]

I'm still going. Bossing around underlings, making progress by playing with super-amazing gadgets, the like.

[rattle_thecages]

I miss you. One of us should visit soon.

[nottome]

You should come to New York. I came to visit you the last two time.

[rattle_thecages]

Good point. I'll come to you, then.