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1. Have you ever called a person useless?: Yes. Many times.
2. What object in your room is really important to you?: None of it's really that important.
3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?: God knows I try, but I have the worst poker face.
5. Honestly, have you ever thought you were seriously pregnant?: One of the many questions I'm sure I'll ignore.
6. Where were you when you last did anything sexual?: LA
7. What kind of sense of humor do you have?: Depends on who I'm joking with and what about.
8. Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?: Sometimes.
9. Do your initials spell out a word?: No
10. When is the last time you talked to an ex?: I don't.
11. How often do you give high fives?: Only when Barney absolutely will not take no for an answer, and even then, it'll take hours to wear me down.
12. If your best friend told you that you couldn't date a certain person who you liked, what would you say?: I'd ask why, obviously.
13. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Which one is it? No, I kid, I'd help.
14. Would you ever name your future child after a month or day of the week?: What the hell?
15. Is your shirt new?: Brand new in fact.
16. Where is the last place you went out to eat?: Dinner? Well, okay, not technically.
17. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?: Yesterday. Replacing some shirts and suits and--yeah.
18. What does your name mean?: Diminuitive of William, and I forget what that means, but it doesn't matter, because nobody calls me William.
20. Do you like the way you look?: Sure.
21. Did you sing in the shower today?: No.
22. Who was the last person you went shopping with?: Just myself.
23. Where is the last place you went shopping?: Men's Warehouse
24. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: Not as far as I'm aware.
25. What kind of car does your sibling drive?: Last I saw, he gets chauffered around in some fucking Aston Martin. Yeah. Fuck him.
26. What kind of car do you drive?: Don't.
27. Do you know your fathers birthday?: No
28. Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Technically no
29. How old will you be in 8 months?: 36. Let's hope I don't start getting age issues.
30. Do you prefer a call or a text?: Call.
31. Did you enjoy your last kiss?: Romantic kiss or platonic kiss?
32. Have you ever been on television?: Not yet.
33. How many cities/towns have you lived in?: Counting the ones I stayed at for school purposes, five.
34. Do your parents drink coffee every morning?: She used to, but I think she gave that up.
35. Have you ever donated blood?: Once in college.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?: Who knows. Passing out most of the day, maybe.
37. Do you think you'd be good enough to commit a crime and get away with it?: Absolutely.
38. Are you wearing any jewelry?: Ever notice how most memes are geared toward women?
39. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?: Doesn't matter.
40. Do you wish someone was with you right now?: No.
41. Is there currently a movie showing that you want to see?: Eh. Not really.
42. What are you doing for your next birthday?: Probably nothing, like the last couple of years. I'm sure Rachel will want to change that.
43. Do you have trust issues?: No? Depends on who.
44. Does a kiss make you feel better?: Also depends.
45. What's something that upset you today?: Nothing. There is nothing upsetting today. This is good. So far.
46. Who can you blame for your bad mood today?: Barney. If this surprises anyone, you don't know me well enough. I am so tempted to smother him with his pillow sometimes.
47. Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?: It's complicated.
48. Have you ever met someone who is amazing?: Obviously.
49. Ever broken a bone?: Yes.
50. Is there anyone you trust even though you probably shouldn't?: Probably.
And yes. I am okay. Before anyone asks. Just tired. It's been a long couple of days. No more random crazy babbling from me, I swear.
2. What object in your room is really important to you?: None of it's really that important.
3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?: God knows I try, but I have the worst poker face.
5. Honestly, have you ever thought you were seriously pregnant?: One of the many questions I'm sure I'll ignore.
6. Where were you when you last did anything sexual?: LA
7. What kind of sense of humor do you have?: Depends on who I'm joking with and what about.
8. Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?: Sometimes.
9. Do your initials spell out a word?: No
10. When is the last time you talked to an ex?: I don't.
11. How often do you give high fives?: Only when Barney absolutely will not take no for an answer, and even then, it'll take hours to wear me down.
12. If your best friend told you that you couldn't date a certain person who you liked, what would you say?: I'd ask why, obviously.
13. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Which one is it? No, I kid, I'd help.
14. Would you ever name your future child after a month or day of the week?: What the hell?
15. Is your shirt new?: Brand new in fact.
16. Where is the last place you went out to eat?: Dinner? Well, okay, not technically.
17. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?: Yesterday. Replacing some shirts and suits and--yeah.
18. What does your name mean?: Diminuitive of William, and I forget what that means, but it doesn't matter, because nobody calls me William.
20. Do you like the way you look?: Sure.
21. Did you sing in the shower today?: No.
22. Who was the last person you went shopping with?: Just myself.
23. Where is the last place you went shopping?: Men's Warehouse
24. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: Not as far as I'm aware.
25. What kind of car does your sibling drive?: Last I saw, he gets chauffered around in some fucking Aston Martin. Yeah. Fuck him.
26. What kind of car do you drive?: Don't.
27. Do you know your fathers birthday?: No
28. Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Technically no
29. How old will you be in 8 months?: 36. Let's hope I don't start getting age issues.
30. Do you prefer a call or a text?: Call.
31. Did you enjoy your last kiss?: Romantic kiss or platonic kiss?
32. Have you ever been on television?: Not yet.
33. How many cities/towns have you lived in?: Counting the ones I stayed at for school purposes, five.
34. Do your parents drink coffee every morning?: She used to, but I think she gave that up.
35. Have you ever donated blood?: Once in college.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?: Who knows. Passing out most of the day, maybe.
37. Do you think you'd be good enough to commit a crime and get away with it?: Absolutely.
38. Are you wearing any jewelry?: Ever notice how most memes are geared toward women?
39. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?: Doesn't matter.
40. Do you wish someone was with you right now?: No.
41. Is there currently a movie showing that you want to see?: Eh. Not really.
42. What are you doing for your next birthday?: Probably nothing, like the last couple of years. I'm sure Rachel will want to change that.
43. Do you have trust issues?: No? Depends on who.
44. Does a kiss make you feel better?: Also depends.
45. What's something that upset you today?: Nothing. There is nothing upsetting today. This is good. So far.
46. Who can you blame for your bad mood today?: Barney. If this surprises anyone, you don't know me well enough. I am so tempted to smother him with his pillow sometimes.
47. Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?: It's complicated.
48. Have you ever met someone who is amazing?: Obviously.
49. Ever broken a bone?: Yes.
50. Is there anyone you trust even though you probably shouldn't?: Probably.
And yes. I am okay. Before anyone asks. Just tired. It's been a long couple of days. No more random crazy babbling from me, I swear.