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notthemodel

01; [oh to hell with it]; VIDEO POST

Aug 19, 2009 20:57

Alright--sodding hell--let me just get this straight.

[the video shakes for a moment before being picked up and displaying the face of a very disgruntled, impatient, frowning face.]I'm in a fancy new place with stupid carousels that are supposed to mark an alternate universe meeting place for just about everyone else that strays here on a complete ( Read more... )

i may or may not be asking for help, bollocky wank shite, video post, this is bullshit

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repeatshimself August 20 2009, 01:11:13 UTC

No one is that dedicated, either.

notthemodel August 20 2009, 01:12:20 UTC

Oh I don't know, dedication didn't seem for most fascist dictators.

repeatshimself August 20 2009, 01:14:43 UTC

Dude you can't count fascist dictators when you're thinking about people who can actually build a pocket dimension.

Well okay maybe you can but it's dirty pool.

notthemodel August 20 2009, 01:36:16 UTC

Dude?

I don't care if it's shitty economy or pocket dimensions, I've discovered that blaming shit government is usually the right way to go.

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voice; wholivedagain August 20 2009, 01:26:04 UTC

I guess you don't need a guide, then.

voice; notthemodel August 20 2009, 01:37:52 UTC

It exists?

Well, unless it's got teeth or it's fucking bewitched with some alternate universe magic, I don't suppose it'd hurt to have one.

voice; wholivedagain August 20 2009, 01:57:34 UTC

It's just over the network. No magic involved, really.

[ guide sent!]

voice; notthemodel August 20 2009, 02:07:22 UTC

I'll take your word on that, thanks.

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not_so_smooth August 20 2009, 02:14:08 UTC

I can give you some coins so you can buy cigarettes.

notthemodel August 20 2009, 02:16:56 UTC

I'd say I was already covered for the money but I'm just going to guess, since I'm really fuck all lucky today, that there's a new currency in this city too?

not_so_smooth August 20 2009, 02:45:23 UTC

Yup. All these weird, different colored coins.

notthemodel August 20 2009, 02:57:06 UTC

Great.

Any way I can trade in?

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backward August 20 2009, 02:30:00 UTC

The spliff's decent.

[voice] notthemodel August 20 2009, 02:35:15 UTC

Jesus--

[there's a brief sound of her almost dropping the communicator before the static disperses]

--what the fuck, Effy?

[a pause.]

Really, I'd put my money on you finding spliff in the middle of Africa while surrounded by starving kids who can't find a fucking cactus to eat.

...and don't tell me if I've got the wrong person because I don't do well with public humiliation.

[voice] backward August 20 2009, 05:38:30 UTC

Between two people is hardly public, but you're not wrong.

Welcome to the land of the totally, irrevocably fucked. Cassie's already staying on my couch, so it's not like I have any privacy to preserve -- you can stay her if you have to.

[voice] notthemodel August 20 2009, 05:43:04 UTC

Did I say public? I meant any.

Thanks, nothing like a charming little welcome slogan to help me fit right in.

Who's Cassie?

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voice; adamantined August 20 2009, 03:07:49 UTC

I don't know if meeting place is the right word, but yeah, kind of.

voice; notthemodel August 20 2009, 03:11:41 UTC

Got a better suggestion then?

voice; adamantined August 20 2009, 03:13:53 UTC

Well, there's only the one carousel, and it's attached to the one clock that's possibly counting down to the end of the world.

So. Something along those lines.

voice; notthemodel August 20 2009, 03:27:56 UTC

Either way, it doesn't exactly add up to any bright news.

And yeah, I noticed that ticking noise. That ever go away or do I have to invest in some earplugs for that?

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