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nottheaveragekg

30th Command // Audio :: Common

Apr 07, 2010 08:45

I don't need this.
Can't a grown woman get some damn peace?!

[Thank you, voices, for pissing off one of the ship's residential bitches even more than she was to begin with.]

This ship is really starting to piss me off.

gonna blast their nuts off, get me off the mar damned boat, #torn poo, you're all idiots, #new guy, she does *not* surrender, fuck my life, wtf is this, ashe is not invincible, she says kiss her ass, gimme my gun

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ecopiracy April 8 2010, 01:19:12 UTC

Only just now starting?

[His voice is amused and teasing.]

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 01:30:21 UTC

Stop being a jackass.

[Oh wait. That's too hard for him.]

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 01:38:43 UTC

Would you prefer I be a Phoenix-ass instead?

[He's so glad he's not anywhere she could deck him right now.]

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 01:40:45 UTC

...Do you have anything else to say or are you just going to constantly mock me?

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 01:43:48 UTC

I'm teasing you, Ashelin. Not mocking. There is difference between the two.

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 01:44:59 UTC

No, I'm pretty sure they're the same. Teasing me is the excuse you're using to mock me.

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 02:30:08 UTC

[Phoenix sighs.]

Or perhaps you're taking offense too easily. I wasn't trying to mock.

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 02:36:07 UTC

You're probably not wrong making that assumption. I am usually the one mocking you.

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 03:11:49 UTC

[His mouth twitches.]

Shall I tease you more often, so you get used to it?

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 03:15:56 UTC

Depends. Do I get to tickle you?

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 03:36:23 UTC

Hmm...

[Ah, now that's more like it. Phoenix tries to hold back a smile.]

I suppose that's a sacrifice I'd be willing to make.

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 03:41:14 UTC

I guess I can handle it.

[But maybe her heart isn't in it.]

With good incentive.

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 11:20:48 UTC

[He can hear it, and it makes him lift an eyebrow.]

You "guess?" Is that all? Where's the confident, decisive woman I know?

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 13:51:58 UTC

[There is nothing stranger than hearing Phoenix chide her because she's not acting or feeling like herself.]

...never said I wasn't confident or decisive. I just don't feel like intruding.

ecopiracy April 8 2010, 13:57:35 UTC

You aren't intruding if you're invited, but if you aren't in the mood, then say so. Otherwise I can only assume that you aren't averse to my advances.

nottheaveragekg April 8 2010, 14:00:09 UTC

Since when have I ever been...

[What the fuck did he just say? Damn him and his oh-so-perfect speech.]

..."averse" to your advances?

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